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"Were you an ugly baby?"
Tooru's face screws up in horror where his head is resting in your lap, and a pained squawk is punched out of him in the wake of your question.
"What? No!" He pulls himself upright in your bed, slipping from your grasp and twisting around to face you. "Why would you ever think that?"
It's funny seeing him--a grown man, 186cm tall, 83kg of corded muscle and olympically trained physique--so upset over such a silly question. It only makes you want to rile him up more.
You shrug. "I don't know, you just kind of give off 'ugly baby' vibes."
Tooru's jaw hangs, his eyes wide.
"I was a beautiful baby, I'll have you know." He pokes your shoulder indignantly with a prominent pout tugging his bottom lip forward. "Ask anyone!"
You bite the inside of your cheek to keep from laughing.
"I could always call Iwa, I'm sure he's got some baby photos he could send me," you say, nodding a little to yourself, watching carefully to see his reaction to your suggestion.
Tooru moans. "He'll send you the worst ones! That's not fair."
Your boyfriend throws himself back down across your lap petulantly, landing heavy across your outstretched legs.
"You're so mean to me," he gripes, burying his face against your tummy. You resume running your fingers through the impossibly soft strands of his hair, unable to keep yourself from giggling a little.
Tooru nuzzles against the material of your t-shirt, still sulking even as his arms wind around your waist to hold you close.
"Why would you even ask me such a terrible, cruel question?" he mutters grumpily.
You sigh a little, watching the way the ends of his hair curl around your knuckles as they slip through your gentle touch. "I was just thinking how unfair it would be if you've been this pretty your whole life."
Tooru goes quiet, his shoulders easing slack. He noses against your tummy and hums, but this time the sound is pleased. His arms tighten around you, and you feel so comfortable under his weight, his familiar touch, the way his breath seeps into the material of your t-shirt and warms through to your skin.
He presses a kiss against you as your nails rake gently against his scalp, a palpable shiver running down his spine.
He breathes out a long, appreciative sigh. "Well, you could have just said that."
"Where's the fun in that?" you ask him cheekily, and he harrumphs in response.
He peels himself away from you, returning to his original position with his head resting atop your thighs, staring up towards you with a dozy, heavy-lidded gaze. He reaches to cup your cheek in his hand, his fingertips soft against your skin.
A beat of silence passes between you, but it's comfortable.
"You know," he says, though his voice is quieter now, a little deeper too, "I could give you one."
You blink, taken aback by his words.
His touch trails down to your mouth, tracing his thumb against your bottom lip. He pushes gently against it, until your lips have no choice but to part--not that you have the presence of mind to resist it with the sudden rush to your head his offer has caused.
He smiles, his warm eyes watching the way your lips wrap around his finger instinctively before flickering back up to meet your own.
"I may have been a cute baby, but ours will be even cuter."
[ 💭 ] izuku who’s obsessed w eating his gf out 𖤐*:・゚
cw : pussy drunk izuku, daddy kink, oral sex (fem receiving), overstimulation, dumbification (?), basic smut stuff yk, bottom reader, top izuku.
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your green haired hornball of a boyfriend came up behind you in middle of your dish washing, his strong hands gliding their way to your hips. his freshly exfoliated lips placing light kisses on the back of your neck.
“may i help you ‘zuki?” you asked, still scrubbing away at a somewhat dirty sliver pot. izuku didn’t respond, he was too busy finding other places of your neck to bite. he sucked at skin that connected your shoulder and neck, leaving dark red (almost purple) bruises. his hands rubbing up and down the sides of your hips, his breathing becoming somewhat erratic.
and before you knew it, he had you bent over to counter with your left leg held up — your panties had been thrown somewhere on the kitchen floor. his hand held your leg in place while the other one groped your ass, spreading your cheeks to get better access of your cunt. the ongoing running of the faucet water wasn’t loud enough to drown out the sounds of izuku slurping up your juices that practically leaked out of you. he inhaled your scent like a drug, like he was drunk off it. he ignored how hard his cock was, how the fabric of his sweats tickled his creamy tip.
the tip of his tongue swirled firmly against your sensitive little clit. you came on his mouth not too long ago, you can usually handle his pussy eating eagerness but something was different — you couldn’t quite tell though. he moaned into your cunt, lapping away and your juices, the vibrations causing your back to arch which have izuku a little more play room. your hand rested in his hair, occasionally tugging him closer. izuku laid his tongue flat against your cunt and shook his head side to side. you whined at the stimulation and attempted to bring your left leg back down, it’s like he sensed you. before you even moved your leg, his grip became firmer. you could feel his freshly pedicured nails digging into your thighs.
“mi-midoriyaa…” you whimpered out, you tried not to claw at his scalp but his movements were almost savage. your weak attempts to call out to the man devouring you were swapped out but broken moans and cries. your legs felt like jello, they wobbled and shook underneath you. “midoriya-ah, it’s too m-much!” the tiniest hiccup left your throat. you tried pushing him away from your sensitive little cunt but failed. your mind completely blank, no thoughts, just the way your boyfriend fucked you practically with his tongue while his thick fingers danced on your swollen clit :(.
your hand went limb after your attempts, it rested lazily on his head. you only had it left in you to play with his dark green curls. that feeling in your lower stomach catching up with you, a scream tried to leave your drool covered lips but all that could be heard was a tiny squeak. your hips moved away from his face, the arch in your back deepening some.
“don’t run from daddy, princess. be a good girl and take it, hm?” izuku sloppily kissed your wet pussy, “i want you to cum all over my face, okay? do you think you can do that for me?”
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Thinking of You

Happy Kinktober~
GENSHIN IMPACT Character x Fem!Reader Smut Stories
Continuation of @minty-stays-tired 's fic Been Thinking of You~
Word Count: 1.4k
Characters: Kazuha, Heizou, Scaramouche
Pairings: Kazuha x Heizou x Fem!Reader x Scaramouche
Warnings: ⚠️ MDNI 18+ ONLY ⚠️ Foursome, cheating(maybe), triple penetration, creampie, oral(giving and receiving), anal, sub/dom dynamics, teasing, multiple orgasms
Taglist: @stygianoir @silverwritesthings @genshinparty
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Heizou, Kazuha & Scaramouche
Feeling all three gazes on you staring at you longingly causes your face to become flushed as you allow Scaramouche to unbutton your blouse, "Y-yes…" you say breathlessly, your heart filling with fervor as the butterflies in your stomach flutter about. You assist Scaramouche's slow attempt at removing your blouse, tossing it haphazardly onto the floor, leaving you in your bra.
Suddenly you feel hands trail down your back, causing you to shiver as the hands of Heizou unclasp your bra, letting it slide to the floor, "Incredible~," Heizou coos as the other two men stare at you with lust, licking their lips. Your erect nipples are begging to be teased as Scaramouche gets onto his knees, licking up your abdomen as you tremble.
"S-scara…t-that tickles!" you cry out, entangling your fingers into his hair as a soft moan escapes your lips. Kazuha comes up from behind you, and with one swift movement, he pulls down your pants, revealing your mesh lace panties, and he chuckles.
"A perfect match just for us~?" He asks teasingly, grabbing your ass roughly in the process, but you are far too distracted by Scaramouche's quick work with his tongue to answer. Lusting for more, you pull Scaramouche's head up, kissing him passionately, parting your lips for his tongue.
Heizou and Kazuha, feeling left out, look toward each other, both their cocks pressing up against their pants, begging for release. Feeling uncomfortable, they pull each other into a kiss, their hands lingering all over each other's body as they both find each other's hardened dick, and they both groan into the kiss, finally pulling away, "Come now, Scara…don't hog all of her," Heizou says, wiping his mouth from the accumulated saliva.
You're the first to pull away; your face flushed a bright red, "S-share me…let me feel all of you," you say, panting, and Scaramouche grins wickedly, pushing you back onto the couch with force, spreading your legs wide.
"If that's what you wish, then so be it," Scaramouche growls, ushering toward Heizou and Kazuha.
Heizou promptly sits atop your abdomen, releasing his twitching cock from its prison, "Suck it, Doll," he coos, a mischievous glint sparkling in his jade eyes, and you oblige, taking his dick in your hand and giving gentle licks around its tip before wrapping your whole mouth around it. As you're sucking Heizou off, he groans, fingers pulling and twisting your nipples as you moan on his fat cock.
Kazuha, seeing this, walks toward the armrest of the couch, "Me too, stroke my dick, Y/N," he says, voice low. His cock presses up against your free hand longingly, and you grab it gently, stroking painstakingly slow, up and down, and a heavenly moan escapes his lips, "Just like that, baby…."
Scaramouche smirks as he eyes the two men defiling you and pulling your panties away; his smile grows more prominent, seeing how wet you are for them. Getting back down onto his knees, his hands trail your thighs, grabbing hold of them roughly as you moan onto Heizou's cock from surprise. Taking a long slow lick across your slit Scaramouche pulls away, licking his lips, "Delicious~," he says as he continues to swirl his tongue around your clit.
Letting out constant moans onto Heizou's dick, you can't take it anymore. You release yourself, a long strand of saliva hanging from your lip and the tip of his cock, "P-please…more. I want more.." you manage between pitiful moans from the constant teasing between Heizou's twisting and grazing and Scaramouche eagerly lapping up your juices, as you continue to stroke Kazuha's dick which now has his head thrown back from pleasure.
"You heard her, boys," Heizou muses with a chuckle as he gets off of your abdomen, "Kazuha, dear, sit on the couch; let's let you have a turn~," he coos lovingly as you adjust yourself to make room for him.
As Kazuha sits on the couch, you immediately straddle him, guiding his long cock into your soaking cunt, "Mm—A-ah!" you groan from pleasure as your cunt wraps around his dick with ease as you start bouncing up and down, your breasts jiggling with each pleasurable spring, "O-oh! A-ahh~!" you continue to cry out, mixing your sounds with Kazuha's heavy pants.
Scaramouche positions himself behind you, spreading your asscheeks wide open, and he groans, "How lovely. I love the way you're riding his cock, my pet…" he murmurs as his cock twitches. Spitting on his finger, he starts circling your asshole before shoving it in forcefully, causing you to scream from overstimulation, "Easy now, baby," Scaramouche says, grinning at your reaction as he trusts his finger in and out of your ass, "You haven't felt anything yet…" he continues as he inserts another finger causing you to tilt your head back and cry out.
"More! More! Morrree~!" you scream out, and Kazuha trails his hand down your abdomen to play with your clit.
"You're being much too noisy…let's fix that, shall we?" Kazuha says mischievously, nodding toward Heizou, who shoves his cock back into your mouth roughly, and your eyes roll to the back of your head, "Oh fuck yeah, baby…I love the faces you make," he says affectionately as he continues to mess with your clit making slow then fast circles.
As your asshole adjusts to Scaramouche's fingers, he pulls them away, causing you to whine on Heizou's constant thrusts as your hips continue to bounce atop Kazuha's cock. Aligning his dick with your willing hole, he spits onto his hand, rubbing his cock with his saliva, and with one slow push, he thrusts into your ass, feeling Kazuha's dick thrust in and out of you as you cry out, "F-fuck. You're so tight."
Tears start welling at the corners of your eyes as your cries are muffled, "Crying already~?" Heziou coos, wiping your tears away with his thumbs, "Such a pity~."
Feeling yourself tip over the edge, you attempt to pull yourself away from Heizou's cock, but he slams your head down onto his dick roughly, holding your head there, and you groan. The vibrations of your moan cause him to tilt his head back as hot liquid coats your mouth tasting slightly salty. Heizou rips his cock away, his cum dribbling from your mouth as you swallow the rest, catching your breath, "Fuck, Dollface! That's so sexy…" he muses, slapping the side of your face with his cock, shoving his fingers down your mouth.
"I-I'm gonna cum…!" you manage to say with Heizou's fingers down your throat, slamming your sloppy cunt down onto Kazuha's dick, causing him to remove his fingers from your clit with a groan, digging his fingers into your hips as he assists in moving your hips up and down. With your free hands, you spread your asscheeks for Scaramouche, who continues thrusting his thick cock in and out of your ass, your walls beginning to clench around the two of them as you suck and lick Heizou's fingers.
Raising his hand, Scaramouche slaps your ass, causing it to jiggle, and you cry out, "Such a fucking slut you are, taking all three of us…," he growls, his thrust becoming more brutal, faster, and rough as you continue to cry out pathetically. Railing his cock into your ass, he hitches in a breath, trying so desperately not to cum, but the clenching of your asshole is too much, causing him to tremble as his hot seed explodes into your ass, "F-fuck!" Scaramouche groans, pulling his dick out of your ass, admiring the way his viscous cum drips out of the widened hole, "Such a pretty sight~," he coos, licking his lips and enjoying the sound of your cries and moans.
Becoming a bubbling babbling mess, Kazuha is in a state of euphoria, his head tilts back, "H-hng a-ah~," he groans out, now clutching onto your hips tightly as you continue to grind onto him, "Y-Y/N i-it's too much, I'm going to c-cum.." Kazuha murmurs, now bucking his own hips into you. With one final thrust he hits your sweet spot as his cock twitches, exploding inside of you.
And feeling his cock twitch inside you, hitting your sweet spot, you near your finale. Ripping Heizou's fingers from your mouth you begin to scream in delight, "A-AH! I'm c-cumming~!" you shout out, your wet cunt gushing all over Kazuha's dick as your walls tighten. Abruptly pulling Kazuha's dick out, you collapse backwards into Scaramouche's arms as a mixture of your cum, Kazuha's, and Scaramouche's dribble out onto the couch.
"Tsk, tsk…such a mess we made," Scaramouche says, wrapping his arms around your trembling body as you ride out your high.
"You took us so well, Y/N!" Heizou beams at you, chuckling at your flushed panting expression.
"Let's clean you up, shall we?" Kazuha invites, "A nice warm bath will do~"
so i've had a channing tatum obsession since step up and a magic mike one since the first and i just thought this little shit up so. uh yeah. read at ur own risk mfers
18+ content

so male stripper bakugou who works at the best club there is in Tokyo really, has the hottest guys, the skimpiest outfits, the best liquor, its clean and sexy in there, and the music isnt corny (think the weekend and shit😛). so you come in there because ur girl wanted to do a girls night (she’s crazy) and you didnt really want to go but your therapist has been telling you that you should get out more.
so you go and you feel kinda out place and uncomfy a little because (for the sake of my fantasy) you’re not rlly the party type. ur not like bible thumper but ur just reserved. in general you like reading and picnics and flower arrangements and sunsets. so this isn’t rlly ur scene yk. but the tip of the iceberg of things that people would never suspect about you, is that you are desperately shoving your cute little fingers in your cunt every night searching for release. and you literally want it so bad but your own fingers just never seem to be enough for you. you just wanna get railed like a cheap whore and then loved like a queen.
and there’s like, little nuances to ur personality for example you’re a little bookworm, but like 75% of the books you’re reading are very explicit eroticas. and you like going to the beach at sunset but only because that’s when you can somewhat discreetly strip bare and finger yourself to some good graphic smut or skinny dip (you’re dying to go to a nude beach). and you’re always going to little quirky thrifty markets but partly so you can brush your cute, tight little booty up against the men (married or not... its for scientific purposes) staring at your tits from across the way, innocently urging them to get a peak of your lingerie down the front of your shirt or under your SHORT SHORT skirt (you only dress like that when you’re extra desperate tho, you dress pretty normal on the reg. it’s part of ur unsuspecting hottie thing).
so inside you’re like a little sex kitten, but outside you’re too shyyyy 🥺 to make any moves. then out walks katsuki. you’re sitting pretty on the black velvety half circle couch with ur girls, smack in the middle of it. you have on like a tennis skirt and a no sleeve, collared polo. you’re over there giving country-club-virgin-daughter-of-the-mayor and all ur friends are giving saturday-night-slut. anyways.
kats comes out giving TYLER GAGE but you can see he has like a thong on under his cargo pants. and it’s the first act you guys have really seen since u sat down and settled, all ur friends are hollering like banshees, and ur tryyingg to keep up your “oh my, this is so unsavory, how raunchy!” thing but the way hes LOCKING eyes with you and humping the stage is making you start to loose your composure.
so he’s doing his little moves or whatevah, lookin fine as hell. the crowd is already going crazy and he’s not even been out there for two minutes, so he decides to like spice it up a little. he sees you trying to act all nonchalant and it makes you stand out amongst your friends so he jumps of the stage and gets on top of you grinding and shit and he’s leaning all over you like "hey mama you havin fun" all up in ur ear, and you're like "umm, i mean, this isn't really my scene you know..." bashfully looking away. And you can feel him literally staring into your soul like he is STARING YOU DOWN, and its making you so shy and wet as fuck at the same time.
so the snap-back comes off and all the sudden its on your head and the shirt is coming off (hes still grinding on you and doing his little choreo) and he places your hands on his washboard abs and you are fully like "oh shit. this couch def has a wet spot on it" and hes whispering all low in your ear like "you like that shawty" and you're speachless. so he gets up and does the pants-rip-off thing and he has a literal thong on that is not containing anything. and he jumps up on the couch and grabs your head and pushes it against the back of it and is fully humping your face.
at this point i would have fully been grabbing HANDFULS of his ass and licking his shit fr and i like to think you would be too.
now hes straddling your face and his hand is all up in your hair, looking down at you like the sexy motherfucker he is and hes like "well I think a little fun would do you good, you look like you need to loosen up babe." and his dick is like right in your face, his thighs, his v-line, happy trail, you can literally see his balls, and you're drenched and flushed at this point and he can practically smell you.
so he does a flip off the back of the couch or whatevah.. comes around, grabs your cute hand thats been in your lap since the beginning, tugs you up off the couch and picks you up, legs around him. everyone is cheering and your still wearing his hat as hes walking you to the private room....
AAAAAHHHHHGJVGGHH BARK

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He’s been stealing your panties since the week he met you. Collecting them in different pretty colors and fabrics. Using them to jerk off every night with the groan of your name. Stuffing them under his nose or using them to stroke his cock, either way had him cumming to the thought of you all the same.
He takes your stuff and holds them over your head. Watching your tits bounce as you whined and struggled to reach. Smirking widely as he teased, “if you want it back so bad then kiss me.” Blood rushing to his cock when you actually get on your tip toes to kiss him shortly, forcing your lips to stay on his when you try to pull away.
Who pretends to be asleep until he hears your soft moans at one in the morning. Quietly cracking open your door to watch you touch yourself, his hard cock already in hand as you moaned and mewled so fucking prettily. Stroking at the pace of your desperately working fingers till you two orgasm at the same time.
Who ‘accidentally’ sends you a video of him lazily jerking off on his bed, his lip in between his teeth and his other hand behind his head as he looks directly into the camera. The message coming through followed by a small “oops, sorry sweetheart, wrong person”
Who starts getting bolder and bolder even after you suspect him of being the reason for your missing underwear. Leaving slight yet noticeable touches to your ass and boobs whenever he had the chance. Always laughing it off and joking about how soft you were and about how perfectly your tits fit in his hand.
Who calls you up to his room when he’s about to cum, his lips parting in heavy breaths as you walked in clad in your short pajama set. Your eyes widening as he fisted his length, eyes meeting yours with a loud groan as he spilled onto his hand. “Shit, can you grab me that box of tissue?” Letting out heavy breaths with a dark grin.
Who starts walking around the house with nothing but low hanging sweats to get you flustered. Brushing up against you or wrapping his toned arms around your body. His rock like abs against your back as he whispered into your ear. “Well these shorts are shorter than usual.” Loving the way your face heated up for him.
Who starts to make you sit in his lap for everything. Saying that you weren’t allowed to watch tv unless you did it from his lap. Or that you couldn’t seat at the table to eat breakfast unless it was again, on his lap.
Who suddenly wants to spend all his time with you so that you couldn’t go out as often. He wanted you, and would make you his at some point.
Who finally sinks his cock into your tight pussy after teasing you subtly all day. “Waited so long for this.” He grunted, his thumb running over your bottom lip which was swollen from all his rough kissing. “Feels even better than i expected.”
You cried out loudly, small whimpers falling past your parted lips as his hold on your legs tightened. Holding them in place over his shoulders as he fucked into you harshly. Thick cot brushing against your g spot as it hammered deep.
“That’s it, just take it baby. Please mama? Take it f’me yeah?” He breathed, his head in your neck as he licked and sucked dark marks onto your skin. Snapping his hips into yours in oute need, not being able to get enough of the moment that he dreamed for so long about.
“Does that feel good baby?” Watching as you nodded with a teary cry, your eyes fluttering shut as your back arched off his sheets.
“Look at me.” he groaned, your eyes peeling open to meet his as you both filled the room with your noises. “Wanna fill you up so bad, pussy’s so fucking perfect.”
“S-satoruu— nngh,”
“Oh fuck baby, let me hear my name again.” He breathed, hand snaking lightly around your neck. Your choked moans and babbles getting louder as your stomach tightened. Gojo never slowing his pace as he fucked you dumb.
“Haah, Sat-oruu, ahh,” you mewled, your pussy tightening as your body began to tremble. Gripping onto the sheets at your side at the orgasmic build up.
“Can feel you getting close, squeezing me so tight,” Gojo grunted, lewd squelching sounds filling your ears each time his cock bullied its way deep. “I’ve got you baby, cum f’me.” His hand squeezed down on your throat, your wet eyes meeting piercing blue ones with a chant of his name. His cock twitching inside you as your pussy messily thanked his cock.
“O-oh fuck- ‘m never letting you go you know that? Wanted you for way too long.” His eyes fixed on yours as you shook your head.
You felt so good, and he found him self unable to come to a stop even as he got close.
“S-satoru—”
“C-can’t baby, feels so good, shit— gotta cum in you.” Pressing his lips onto yours to muffle your whines as he gave his final sloppy thrusts. His hips flush against yours as he buried himself deep inside you with a moan. His eyes rolling back as he spilled into you, pumping ropes after ropes of the sticky substance onto your walls.
Gojo pulled away with a satisfied breath, swiping his tongue across his lips with an unapologetic smile at the look on your face. “Sorry princess.”