Hermes

hermes

Too many gods for sex and war. We need a god for being a little pest sometimes

the child who assaulted another with a shovel just stood in a door way coughed then pointed at me and just walked out

a 6 year old just told me he had a ‘v card’ and i had the most intense feeling of dread then i remembered he liked pokemon and asked which pokemon had the v on the card and he said inteleon

if you even try look me in my face and say that wakko wouldn’t have a mulet if they were human i am going to sit you down and give you a 30 minute presentation that deeply analyzes wakko as a character 

why does kingdom heart union x [cross] have the graphics of a ds game, it came out in 2015 not 2004 it got an update a month ago, why does it looks like i could grate cheese on the door knob

me: i wanna play kingdom hearts!

my idiot goblin brain: play all the games on their original consoles.

me: but- i don’t-

goblin brain: P L A Y T H E M O N T H E I R O R I G I N A L C O N S O L E S

me: I DONT HAVE THOSE SYSTEMS OR THE MONEY FOR THEM

goblin brain: D O I T