The Child Who Assaulted Another With A Shovel Just Stood In A Door Way Coughed Then Pointed At Me And

the child who assaulted another with a shovel just stood in a door way coughed then pointed at me and just walked out

a 6 year old just told me he had a ‘v card’ and i had the most intense feeling of dread then i remembered he liked pokemon and asked which pokemon had the v on the card and he said inteleon

“good thing i’m not any place where sand is DAMN IT” [the camera cuts to a shot where we can clearly see he’s in the middle of the desert]

I Hate Sand but its Scott Wozniak

“Hey All, Scott here. i HATE sand, its SO coarse and rough, and BY GOD  it gets everywhere”

the man is missing an eye, he doesn’t have any form of depth perception anymore

the fact that xigbar is a sniper is fuck bizarre

if you even try look me in my face and say that wakko wouldn’t have a mulet if they were human i am going to sit you down and give you a 30 minute presentation that deeply analyzes wakko as a character 

why does kingdom heart union x [cross] have the graphics of a ds game, it came out in 2015 not 2004 it got an update a month ago, why does it looks like i could grate cheese on the door knob

they put a motherfucking BL UE TOAD in super mario world, then who was the unlockable character? FUCKING ROSALINA.

why does nintendo do daisy so dirty?