I Have Unpopular (probably Unheard Of Ships) And Semi Popular Ships.

i have unpopular (probably unheard of ships) and semi popular ships.

-Kosma x Kalpas

-Scar x Jiyan (don’t ask why it just clicks in my little brain) (WuWa)

- Wanshi x Chrome (PGR)

-Theresa x Himeko Murata (HI3)

-Kiana x Mei (it’s Canon okay?)

-Bronya x Seele (HI3/HSR)

-Welt x Void Archives (HI3)

-Dan Heng x Male Trailblazer (HSR)

-March x female trailblazer (HSR)

-Himeko x Kafka (HSR)

-Tesla x Einstein (They Are literally Welt’s lesbians parents and you can make me think otherwise) (HI3)

-Lyle x APHO Mc (Adam) (HI3)

-Camu x Roland (PGR)

-Kamui x Lee (PGR)

-Su x Kevin

-Eden x Elysia

That’s all I have for romantic ships

i have some platonic friendships I enjoy that aren’t canon

-Pantalone and Capitano (They Are just silly little guys)

-Carole and Bronya (Sisters Honestly)

-Joey and Bronya (big sister little brother.)

-Kosma and Kevin (Father son dynamic)

-Kosma and Griseo (Brother and sister vibe)

yeah. My option is always invaluable because of how it verrs from the norm. Just some food for thought.

-Shitpost-

March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles

“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes

Hmm~ What on your mind?

Nothing my head is empty.

-Shitpost-

“So… we inherit those cool powers that Joyce has and then we carry on his name!” Joachim says smiling “what else!”

“You become a compulsive liar and a compulsive manipulater. You make a deal with a man who looks a lot like Ottto to protect the son you adopt only to realize you’ll be stuck with said Otto looking person for the rest of your life because neither of you can die.” Welt says smiling at his younger self “oh and don’t forget the constant overwhelming fear that everyone you trust is going to betray you! Oh and the voices that don’t let you sleep.”

“I don’t want to become a Herrscher anymore.” Joachim says

“Life sucks buddy. Get over yourself.” Welt says “you also eventually realize your probably the reason your parent got divorced.”

{Kosma x Kalpas short}

Kosma leans his head against Kalpas’s chest. His eyes closed as he slowly drifts to sleep. Kalpas gently wraps his arms around Kosma’s waist. Kalpas was not used to cuddling or being cuddled. Though not used to it, Kalpas wants nothing more then Kosma to be comfortable.

“God how did I end up with someone as sweet and kind as you? You’re so… perfect. I’m a monster..” Kalpas buries his face is Kosma’s hair

“Your not a Monster. People just don’t understand you.” Kosma mumbles, placing a hand on top of his hand

~End of short, idk this was just a short little thing if you want me to add more just ask man.~

Y’all get ear pain when you get ear infections?

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit