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I'm tolerating his smug mug only cos music in this part slaps
Any immortal character ever: I cannot be killed!
Me: SUN
Star Wars Sith Emperor(s): Hipity hopity, this body is now my property.
Me: F**k
Edit: Everyone I've tagged can actually do this too f*ck
Can't stop laughing when I see these idol boys🤣🤣🤣🤣
(And I hope those flame-chasers boys will become playable in star rail)
I found a safe haven for my older sister and I-
I don’t get why everyone hates Otto after everything he’s done for the people around him. There’s a literal never-ending list- Going on for 500 years to save the love of his life, saving Kiana as a kid (from both the Hershinger (idk how to spell rn bear with me) and the fire), blaming himself for everything even though quite brutally, Kallen was the one who still unleashed Honkai and much, much more. 😭
He even died with peace and people still be hating on him, the audacity of these people 💀
Most of the things people hold against him are either lies, or exaggerated facts that don't take into consideration all the good he did. Because let's not forget, humanity has fared so well against Honkai because of HIM who organized Schicksal in a real anti-Honkai organization. He gave a new chance to Sirin in form of Kiana, and that saved Mei and then Bronya as well. Humanity got Herrscher of Void, Thunder and Flamescion on the side of humanity because of him. The strongest Valkyrie, Durandal, grew up this good because of him. If humanity really will manage to defeat Honkai once and for all, it will be because of him. Kallen has a new chance in life because of him. His sacrifice, and I don't mean just the latest chapter, but all his 500 years life, has granted humanity a new future, something not even the Previous Era with all its Moths and everything had managed to achieve. He is the real hero of HI3, and he doesn't deserve all the hate he gets.
I’m confused about your reply about that essay… I thought they said they liked Otto? They didn’t sound upset about him? What’s the issue….
Edit: Ohh you are talking about that person, sorry my mistake. Well, the thing I’m saying about that person is that they said “they don’t hate Otto” but then proceeded to say all kinds of stuff (stuff not being their arguments pointed out), but what bugs me about them saying they don’t necessarily hate him is them taking out much time to write out all possible arguments to what me and the Otto blog stated. That’s something that makes me think they’re quietly telling me to shut up, even though what I have said about Otto saving Bianca from having to deal with the HoV and putting it instead in Kiana.
People forget that, and plus, I think people hate Otto clearly and mostly because of what he did to Kiana. Personally Idc for her because she’s a clone and I like Bianca better for many reasons- but at least I let people like who they like instead of going around Otto fans and telling them he’s horrible and he should’ve died as he did lmao.
I love terrible men.
And we mustn't forget that in this panel, VA is talking about Otto doing drag. Otto canonically does drag. Otto in a dress. Join the Otto dress cult.
Otto treating VA as he deserves :p
DW this is all a part of his plan (no really, it is, everyone needs to play HI3 this guy has some batshit ideas) (I love his batshit ideas)
Leave Him alone, please...
This is Speirs, Su's Moth mentor. On one hand, he's an icon. On the other- nevermind.
Doctor!Otto being badass <3
-Shitpost-
“So… we inherit those cool powers that Joyce has and then we carry on his name!” Joachim says smiling “what else!”
“You become a compulsive liar and a compulsive manipulater. You make a deal with a man who looks a lot like Ottto to protect the son you adopt only to realize you’ll be stuck with said Otto looking person for the rest of your life because neither of you can die.” Welt says smiling at his younger self “oh and don’t forget the constant overwhelming fear that everyone you trust is going to betray you! Oh and the voices that don’t let you sleep.”
“I don’t want to become a Herrscher anymore.” Joachim says
“Life sucks buddy. Get over yourself.” Welt says “you also eventually realize your probably the reason your parent got divorced.”
I don’t play HI3 and every time I go through Otto’s wiki looking to see if the Luocha Thing i’m curious about is an Otto Reference I wonder what the HI3 writers were on when making this stuff. Like what the fuck do you mean he tried to bomb New York? What do you mean he was born in 1452? Bro casually curing the bubonic plague so his Favorite Person Ever wouldn't be disappointed in him despite her never asking him to do so is the least of my worries I’m more concerned about the girls crucified in the basement. His doing drag to rob people is hilarious though I do hope it carries over to Luocha he would be friends with Sampo
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Otto Apocalypse & Kallen Kaslana Characters: Otto Apocalypse, Kallen Kaslana, Void Archives (Honkai Impact 3rd) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Beta Read Summary:
“Come with me.”
At that moment, Otto Apocalypse realized one simple fact: he didn't know a damn thing about Kallen Kaslana.
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In which Kallen makes an offer, and everything changes.