-headcanon/shitpost-

-headcanon/shitpost-

“Y’know Mr. Yang you should speak your mind more!” March says with a goofy smile

“I Should? Perhaps i will.” Welt says

“That’s Great-“ March starts to speak before being interrupted

“The voices in my head are telling me to brutally murder everyone in the astral express.” Welt says

“W-what?” March asks

“By, have a good rest of your day March.” Welt says

“HUH!?” March is flabbergasted

~Welt doesn’t speak his mind because his mind and thoughts are just the voices in his head from the Honkai.-

-Headcanon-

I have a little Headcanon that all Kaslana’s are just the human versions of golden retrievers.

So Kevin around Su is like an incessant dogs wanting attention but around everyone else Kevin is cold and stern.

Siegfreid is an absolute golden retriever 24/7 365 (except when fighting) but he has two favorite people (or rather 1) (this isn’t counting his daughters) Cecilia and Welt. Those are his favorite people.

Kiana is obviously like a golden retriever to Mei. Every two seconds is “Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai!” It’s really adorable to everyone but Mei. She loves Kiana to death but god Kiana is annoying overtime.

Bianca is a golden Retriever towards Rita but is more subtle about it then everyone else.

Y’all I just found out my favorite character Ken Kaneki SHARES MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YALL KID YOU THE FUCK NOT

Hell yeah!

Favorite guys share my birthday.

Mwah!

-Shitpost-

March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles

“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes

-Shitpost-

“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says

“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”

“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says

“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks

“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps

~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~

Hmm~ What on your mind?

Nothing my head is empty.