Kevin Kaslana - Tumblr Posts
I dont like honkai (proceeds to post honkai fanart). I tried to draw kevin and he looks like a different preson in each pic. Chronologicaly, images were drawn 3rd, 2nd, 1st and then 4th.
I like the 2nd page the most.
Can't stop laughing when I see these idol boys🤣🤣🤣🤣
(And I hope those flame-chasers boys will become playable in star rail)
(For context Kalpas and Kosma got into and arguement and so Kevin has to make them apologize to each other. But Kevin was just woken up and it’s like 5 in the morning.)
Kevin: “alright, you two need to kiss and make out.” (He meant make up)
Kosma:”what?”
Kevin: “you heard me.”
Eden: Desperately trying not to laughs knowing damn well Kevin is half asleep
Kalpas: shrugs “whatever you say.” Kalpas takes his mask off before kissing Kosma
Su: giggles
Kevin: finally realizing what he said “WAIT- no I meant kiss and make up not make out!”
Eden: laughing loudly “Too late old man.”
(Ship Post)
(Dr. Mei x Su x Kevin)
Dr. Mei lets out an overdramatic sigh, pulling Su into a hug from behind “ Su~ it My turn with you~.” Mei says
Kevin scoffs “According to whom?” Kevin crosses his arms “According to me! Your constantly hogging him, I think I should get a turn now. Your not the only one with needs and desires.“ Mei says tightening her hold around Su’s waist “I thought I made myself clear when I said you get your turn with him when I’m busy. It’s not my fault you don’t use that opportunity.” Kevin says with a sigh
“ You took a break from project stigma and now your never busy and I don’t get my turn. It’s not fair, I should get to play with Su just as much as you do!” Mei says “ So I’ll just take my turn now, right here.” Mei begins to lick and bite Su’s neck causing him to shiver “ What a sex deprived women you are Mei. Your going to use him right here? In my office? Where anyone could walk in and see?” Kevin says
“ Hey, here’s an idea. Let just take it to the bedroom and you both can take turn with me. Or maybe both of you can use me at the same time. How about that? Kevin gets to keep using me and Mei gets her turn. It’s a win win!” Su says putting up his hand in a calm fashion trying to keep the two from fighting over his body. “ No let’s not take it to the bedroom. We can have a threesome right here in my office. It’s still a win win isn’t it Su?” Kevin says grabbing Su’s chin with one hand and forcing Su to look up at him “ I don’t mind that idea. The thrill of getting caught just get me hot.” Mei says. Su gulps before sighing, this wasn’t going exactly how he wanted it but at least they weren’t fighting… Su just hopes he can walk in the morning
(End of the post. If ya’ll want me to I’ll post a follow up smut to go along with it.)
I was just rereading the 2nd Key manga of hi3 and I realized Su was forcing Bianka to go through what he went through to tell if she was worthy of taking over his mission with the 2nd divine key and the Abyssal Flower, and in that life from Bianka’s POV she gets sick with the Honkai after saving a patient.. meaning that in the canon timeline Su came down with the Honkai before Mei ever did! And the MANTIS surgery saved his life!! So Su got sick with the Honkai before Mei, so Mei dying to the Honkai hurt two times harder for Kevin because he knows that it could have been Su who died of the Honkai as well.
Y’all the shit I realize when hyper analyzing whilst also half asleep is crazy-
-Shitpost/incorrect quotes-
Su: (talking about project Stigma) Genocide is perfectly fine (motions to Kevin) but god forbid I have an abortion.
Kevin: abortion is wrong!
Su: and project stigma isn’t!?
Kevin: Project stigma will kill of people with no purpose and who have already lived their lives, abortion is taking away someone’s right to have a life!
Eden: Prolife Ass bitch.
(This is all a joke based off of a conversation I had with a Ai bot Kevin, abortion somehow came up and the AI was against it so I made an incorrect quote thing with it.)
-I can fix them! (In HI3 relationships)-
Void: I can fix Welt. It’ll be easy.
How the fuck did he make me worse??
Su: Im Sure I could fix Kevin.
My assumption was wrong, I think I made him worse
Kosma: I cant fix Kalpas! And that’s perfectly fine with me
How the fuck did I fix him???
Seele: Bronya is Perfect and doesn’t next fixing!
Nothing changes
Kiana: I could fix her
Mei: I could fix her
They fail horribly at fixing each other
Mobius: Vill-V is completely unfixable
Mobius is right
Pardofelis: I bet I could make Fu Hua worse
Pardo can not infact change Fu Hua in the slightest
Kallen: I cant fix her; but I’ll try!
She tried and failed to fix Sakura
Eden: how is this bitch perfect!?
Elysia can’t be fixed She is perfect
Rita: Master Bianca is a mess and I can’t fix her
Rita is correct in her assumption
-Headcanon-
I have a little Headcanon that all Kaslana’s are just the human versions of golden retrievers.
So Kevin around Su is like an incessant dogs wanting attention but around everyone else Kevin is cold and stern.
Siegfreid is an absolute golden retriever 24/7 365 (except when fighting) but he has two favorite people (or rather 1) (this isn’t counting his daughters) Cecilia and Welt. Those are his favorite people.
Kiana is obviously like a golden retriever to Mei. Every two seconds is “Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai!” It’s really adorable to everyone but Mei. She loves Kiana to death but god Kiana is annoying overtime.
Bianca is a golden Retriever towards Rita but is more subtle about it then everyone else.
Todays reminder is that welt managed to seal himself and KEVIN in the sea of Quanta for muiplulte years or months and still able to hone in other bubble universe to test Bronya with and then recreate his body.