I'm Watching Season 4 For The First Time Since It Aired And Oh My God Do I Love The Djinn!!

i'm watching season 4 for the first time since it aired and oh my god do i love the Djinn!!

i'm obsessed with the way he watches Nandor and Guillermo's interaction play out after he granted Nandor's dick wish and you see him realize just how much shit he's just stirred. he just added the Guillermo clause because it was the only inch they gave him (teehee). then he sees Nandor, who is completely chill with Guillermo seeing his dick and obviously feels no sexual tension (but also can't even design a penis without his familiar), and Guillermo, who is completely flustered cannot leave the room fast enough. and he's like, "oh shit. they're, like, actually fucked up."

When they first started dating, my best friend's boyfriend was like, "I just kinda feel like you two are uncomfortably close sometimes. All of my friends agree that it's really weird, and I think we need to establish some boundaries."

And I sat him down and gave him this huge speech, like, "Listen, the ability to maintain intimate, long-lasting friendships is a sign that your partner is well-adjusted! It's a little worrying that you're feeling insecure about your partner having a healthy, normal friendship."

Only for her to walk in two seconds later and say, "This drink is disgusting, you have to try it," and, instead of offering me a sip, take a huge swig and spit it directly into my mouth from like three feet away.

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

it’s a crying shame i can only post one thing for dirkjohn week! maybe when i come back from vacay i’ll be able to draw more…

thought i’d do a bit of a switcharoo here. john is the one tasked with doing a very important mission and dirk is being a clueless asshole about it.

umb banana.