I Swear My Theo Is Always So Different Compared To Other People's Drs. It's So Funny To See The Story

i swear my theo is always so different compared to other people's drs. it's so funny to see the story times when it seems like he's a different person.

honestly, same with all of them to be honest. has anyone seen that enzo thing with the book??? that shit was actually crazy, and the enzo i know would never do that.

actually, they normally get mattheo right. and ron. ron is just a foody that normally doesn't really bother anyone.

back to the main point though, please keep the theo story times going because it makes me laugh, and if anyone wants to hear about his little farm and his goats, i could write about it until my fingers bleed.

SOMEONE PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT MY HARRY POTTER DR. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT SO BADDDDD.

no, but seriously, i can answer pretty much any questions anyone has about the slytherin boys or any other people within the golden trio era. please.

please tell me more abt ur harry potter dr!!! tell me some fun facts, tell me ur favorite things to do. favorite snacks? favorite drinks?

yes, some questions!!!

i feel like i should start off by saying that i'm muggle-born because i wanted the wizarding world and experiences to be new and exciting!

i feel like that's one of the reasons that i don't enjoy a lot of the wizarding drinks and sometimes foods. like i tried mulled mead one time because theo told me it was good, and i highly regretted it. it was actually astonishing how disgusting it was.

speaking of theo, if you've seen any post of mine, you probably already know that i'm dating theodore nott. i am lowkey obsessed with him, and i talk about him all the time. (sorry, i always have to bring him up, but he is my man) one of my favorite things to do is go to the wizarding side of italy for a few days in the summer with him. it's actually so beautiful there.

anyways, i do actually enjoy butterbear every now and then. i typically only drink it during the winter though. as for the candy or food, i will eat pretty much any of it if it sounds appealing.

i am a very big fan of lemon anything, so my favorite food would probably be sherbet lemon, which this is a muggle treat, but i don't know if it's actually real. it's definitely not sold anywhere around me in this reality, so i'm not sure.

i also really like drooble's gum, crystallized pineapple, shrieking sherbet, and exploding bonbons. i'm sure there is more that i'm missing, but i can't think of anything else right now :(

sorry that this was so long! i really mean it when i say once i start, i can't stop.

a star is born every time a shifter kisses their s/o in their dr

If your DR is during our time period and not the 80's, I have to know can you send a spell through like facetime? And if so, why haven't you gotten away with murder if you hate my man so much, like how would it tie back to you at all? You know? Anyways let me know!!!!!!!!!

Second question: Has Theo gotten a high taper fade like the actor yet? If so he should. Every like on this post is one donation to Theodore Nott getting a High taper fade!!! Please like!!!

girl.

most of the bitches there don't even know about facetime. the slytherin boys do because i made them learn. do you know how long it took to convince mattheo and draco to buy phones?? it was a challenge within itself.

also, i have never tried to do a spell through facetime. if i did, mattheo would definitely be my first choice. hope that helps!! :)))

no. no, theo has not gotten a high taper fade. you know how i feel about that.

i would never allow my man to do that, and trust me, he goes to me before every haircut.

Can you tell me about my beautiful husband and baby daddy, Mattheo Riddle? Is he doing okay? Is he coming home to me soon? -Your bestie

okay, girl, you already know what's up to be honest.

mattheo got the deathmark and is literally going insane, so that's definitely something. his relationship with everyone is a bit rocky right now because he's a deatheater. like, i don't know what you want from me.

but recently, he did bake you a cake out of nowhere to try to make up for the recent fight you guys had. he had enzo help him and everything.

the cake was ass, but it's the thought that counts i guess.

oooh, i forgot to tell you this, but the second that winter break started, we all went to theo's house for a sleepover. your man literally scared one of my man's goats, and i genuinely thought that orla, his precious baby goat, died. so thanks for that, mattheo.

he's an interesting species.