Can You Tell Me About My Beautiful Husband And Baby Daddy, Mattheo Riddle? Is He Doing Okay? Is He Coming

Can you tell me about my beautiful husband and baby daddy, Mattheo Riddle? Is he doing okay? Is he coming home to me soon? -Your bestie

okay, girl, you already know what's up to be honest.

mattheo got the deathmark and is literally going insane, so that's definitely something. his relationship with everyone is a bit rocky right now because he's a deatheater. like, i don't know what you want from me.

but recently, he did bake you a cake out of nowhere to try to make up for the recent fight you guys had. he had enzo help him and everything.

the cake was ass, but it's the thought that counts i guess.

oooh, i forgot to tell you this, but the second that winter break started, we all went to theo's house for a sleepover. your man literally scared one of my man's goats, and i genuinely thought that orla, his precious baby goat, died. so thanks for that, mattheo.

he's an interesting species.

Hello! You have been ✨chosen✨ by ✨boredom✨ to name 5 fun/cool/ interesting facts about your DR(s), then copy and paste this into 10 of your shifter mutuals' askboxes. Have fun!

yesss - i'm doing my harry potter dr

okay, first fun fact, and i've talked about this before, but theo has a small little farm back at home. he has four goats (gemma, orla, hazel, and archer), two cows (juniper and clover), and one horse (venus). he literally loves each of them with all of his heart.

second fun fact, mattheo is in a relationship with my best friend. it took a very long time for them to get together. the love confession was a few days after mine and theo's.

third fun fact, ginny talks in her sleep. when out of school, i live with the weasley's. i have to share a room with ginny, which is normally really fun, but during the night, it is downright terrifying. she will say the scariest shit you've ever heard in your life.

fourth fun fact, i do have my harry potter dr as modern, so there are phones and all of that. pretty much all of the muggle-born wizards have phones and technology, but a lot of the pure-bloods or even half-bloods know nothing about it.

fifth fun fact, and this one goes with the one above, but i have been able to convince all of my friends- pure-bloods included- to get iphones and ipads. i play roblox with theo and blaise at least once a week. facetimes are also hilarious.

i swear my theo is always so different compared to other people's drs. it's so funny to see the story times when it seems like he's a different person.

honestly, same with all of them to be honest. has anyone seen that enzo thing with the book??? that shit was actually crazy, and the enzo i know would never do that.

actually, they normally get mattheo right. and ron. ron is just a foody that normally doesn't really bother anyone.

back to the main point though, please keep the theo story times going because it makes me laugh, and if anyone wants to hear about his little farm and his goats, i could write about it until my fingers bleed.

please tell me more abt ur harry potter dr!!! tell me some fun facts, tell me ur favorite things to do. favorite snacks? favorite drinks?

yes, some questions!!!

i feel like i should start off by saying that i'm muggle-born because i wanted the wizarding world and experiences to be new and exciting!

i feel like that's one of the reasons that i don't enjoy a lot of the wizarding drinks and sometimes foods. like i tried mulled mead one time because theo told me it was good, and i highly regretted it. it was actually astonishing how disgusting it was.

speaking of theo, if you've seen any post of mine, you probably already know that i'm dating theodore nott. i am lowkey obsessed with him, and i talk about him all the time. (sorry, i always have to bring him up, but he is my man) one of my favorite things to do is go to the wizarding side of italy for a few days in the summer with him. it's actually so beautiful there.

anyways, i do actually enjoy butterbear every now and then. i typically only drink it during the winter though. as for the candy or food, i will eat pretty much any of it if it sounds appealing.

i am a very big fan of lemon anything, so my favorite food would probably be sherbet lemon, which this is a muggle treat, but i don't know if it's actually real. it's definitely not sold anywhere around me in this reality, so i'm not sure.

i also really like drooble's gum, crystallized pineapple, shrieking sherbet, and exploding bonbons. i'm sure there is more that i'm missing, but i can't think of anything else right now :(

sorry that this was so long! i really mean it when i say once i start, i can't stop.

SOMEONE PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT MY HARRY POTTER DR. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT SO BADDDDD.

no, but seriously, i can answer pretty much any questions anyone has about the slytherin boys or any other people within the golden trio era. please.

*boops your nose* send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose. 🩷💜

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