|one Baddd First Impression|

|one baddd first impression|

( @razzle-0dazzle commissioned this!)

tw: swears and asshole reader

You didn’t even know how you got here, your parents were supposed to bail you out! And it’s not like you killed any one anyway…

“Ugh… this place is fuckin grody… death would’ve been soooo much betterr…”

you walked around, silently judging your outfit, the couldn’t even put you in something better then this nasty old diving suit…

the lights flicker and you rush to a locker, running into it, gagging a little from the sight of spider webs. You heard something rush by, then the lights shut out when it passed, you stepped out. Wiping all the stuff from off of you, you slowly step through the doors, you read the door in front of you. Door 52

“Jesus how long have a been hereeee. Ughh. This is my life nowww”

you step through, then a vent grate slams open, making you jump

“psssssst… in here, I got something for you”

As much as you found it gross, you army crawled through the vent, and spoke

“Eugh… what IS this place… and what are… YOU??”

you spot a figure in the corner, Sebastian. Sebastian spoke, he could tell you were gonna be a problem….

“Sebastian. Your ONLY friend….”

he rolled his three blue eyes.. and you scowled, “‘friend’ yeah right…” your crossed your arms, Sebastian showed his teeth..

“just buy something and leave… with that sweet data you collected… just pick it off my tail”

You tilt your head and pull out said “data”

“This stuff? I’m gonna guess it’s like the fuckin money or something here?” the shopkeeper nodded, you looked him up and down and asked

“what’s your name, eel?”

“don’t call me eel shortstack -… I’m Sebastian… you?”

you look at him, offended,

“Excuse me?? Shortstack?! I’ll have you know, I am from a family with connections to the government and will sue this place for putting me here! I am BETTER than you will EVER be!”

you exclaim, Sebastian snapped back

“Who cares if you’re “better” we’re all here. In this hell hole. And here? We’re alllll on the same page, alright? Shorty”

”hmph…”

you cross your arms and turn around and started leaving, you didn’t need his stupid wares…

Sebastian watched you leave

he didn’t know why but… he kinda

liked having you match is energy…

but it’s not like he like likes you! Nuh uh! You’re an asshole! Bad first impression! Yeah! Yeah!… right..?

I might make a part two… I don’t knowwwww. Also, damn I MIGHT make the part two that again, MIGHT happen, smut like you asked but I’m pretty sure I’m dogshit at writing smut but I’ve never tried

anywayyy

HEHEHE HERE YOU ARE! ❤️

~Cold blooded~

(Sebastian cuddles because I’m mentally hurt about him😜)

tw: Sebastian swears TWICE, slightly suggestive (barely-)

After hours of walking the gruelingly repetitive halls of the same office cubicles, there it is. Door 52.

you feel as if your legs are going to collapse under you, but you push on, opening the door. Legs shaking with each step, the only sounds were of your own shallow breaths (authors interjection: this sounds like you got your back blown out- I DIDN'T MEAN IT I SWEAR-)

finally, after hours, that honestly? Felt like days, you hear a familiar, and comforting voice

“Psssst, in here, I got something for you”

you immediately perked up, you weakly army crawl in, you needed sleep, or at least a rest. BADLY.

as soon you enter, the figure in the corner clasped his hands together, leaned down a little and spoke in a smooth as honey tone, “{name}! Glad to see your still kicking~” you mumble a response, barely keeping yourself from passing out right then and there on the floor of Sebastian’s makeshift shop, “shut up….”

standing was…. An issue, as much as you wanted to stay on the ground, you didn’t want to take up space in the vent, Sebastian tilted his head, “are… you… alright? You look like, no offense, but, like shit.”

You look up at him slowly, leaning on the wall with a scowl, “offense taken-“ you were barely able to finish that comment before you collapsed onto the concrete floor face first (author’s interjections: loser)

and poor Sebastian did NOT know what to do, and immediately started panicking, “!!! darling?? {name}??? Are you alright?? Oh Jesus- oh shit- uh-“ he scanned over your body, looking for injuries, he spotted a few spotty rips and tears on your diving suit with bruises but nothing serious. He lifted you up gently, like a piece of glass, in his three arms, have NO IDEA what to do with your unconscious form, (authors interjections: poor fishy) he held you close to his chest, still slightly panicked, he leaned against the wall, making sure you were even breathing every so often. You were surprisingly warm, for him at least, really? You were just a human, but to Sebastian, who was cold blooded, you were the closest thing he had to a heat lamp. He wrapped his arms around you, going slightly under your shirt with his big arms, Sebastian made a rumbling noise that was almost a purr.

Time skip!

you had been there for… one? Two hours? You slowly arose from your… “beauty” sleep. You grumbled and lifted your head. The first thing you noticed was the feeling of something cold on your back, then the fact you were face to face with Sebastian’s chest (authors interjections: fish man tibbies ❤️❤️ move it’s my turn) your face went red from embarrassment, and you pulled away, Sebastian was still fast asleep and unconsciously pulled you closer, plunging his head/snout into the crook of your neck, shifting a little to find more warmth. At this point, you were internally screaming, Sebastian was WAY stronger than you so no way you were escaping, you accepted your fate and leaned against him. The fins on the side of his head wiggled in contentment, rumbling/purring again.

AAHHHHHHH ITS DONE!!! It’s probably dog shit but its my first on so- CRITICISM ACCEPTED! I was a pussy about posting this but here it is😜 (Don’t be too mean with the criticism, I’m sensitive (/j))

Sebastian solace head canons cuz I’m “totally normal” about him

Relationship (SFW):

*Sebastian, understandably, is touch starved as HELL, that man CANNOT handle affection but craves it

*if you decide to kiss the fish, he will freeze up and start babbling

*cuddle bug, that’s all I have to say. Simple as that

*he can purr, how? Idk, but he can

Miscellaneous (SFW, but theres one that’s suggestive):

*he can do happy noises like a cat and does at you, a lot

*he has issues with his vision from all the flash beacons, yes his ass needs glasses

*power bottom. I said what I mean and mean what I said. That fishman is a power bottom

*his tail is supposed to be silver but it’s dull, that’s why it’s gray/blue

*hasn’t swam in all the time he’s been at the hadal, and really wants to, it’s one of the reason his tail is dull, and why can’t he? EYEFESTATION (this will come up in an au I’m planning, so will the silver tail, and a few of the other head canons, you’ll see, YOU'LL ALL SEE!

this isn’t finished, there will be more, a lot more. (And the au? That will be explained in another post, cya!)

I forgot about this post

you gotta help me man-

I’m considering writing drumroll please,

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMM

SMUT

uhhhh yeah.. idk where it came from but I do and don’t wanna write it cuz like… it’ll be fun and most of my requests have smut in them but again

WHAT IF I FUCK IT UP??

CHAT, IS SMUT A YES OR NO? (Comment)

STOP LIKING!I NEED COMMENTS! (/j 👁️👄—)

Just found out a proshipper liked |gentle now..| AND /start our restart/…… you know who you are….. not very amused man…not very amused…. well… shit. I’m happy for likes but uhh…. 🙃 (also the picture is me btw don’t worry about it. I just realized the other way I worded this made it seem like I was the proshipper I'm not-)

IM DRAWING PEOPLES OCS. SEND ME YOUR OCS USING ASKS HEHEHHEHE

(you don’t have to, I’m just bored)