You Gotta Help Me Man-

you gotta help me man-

I’m considering writing drumroll please,

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMM

SMUT

uhhhh yeah.. idk where it came from but I do and don’t wanna write it cuz like… it’ll be fun and most of my requests have smut in them but again

WHAT IF I FUCK IT UP??

CHAT, IS SMUT A YES OR NO? (Comment)

STOP LIKING!I NEED COMMENTS! (/j 👁️👄—)

GRRRR HELP

I’m am THREE SECONDS from writing a fic but I’m too scared to do it cuz I have barely ANY popularity 😭😭 even if its the most beautiful thing on earth i know for a fact it’s only gonna reach like…. 1 person (and that one person is probably only me) soooooo, ❤️✨PROCRASTINATION!!✨❤️

YALL YALLL I POSTED A FANFIC ITS MY FIRST SO IS PROB DOGSHIT BUT GIVE ME A CHANCE-

second one is up now! 😜😜 (this is gonna become a post where I it update when I post a fanfic ain’t it? Absolutely, I cant fight it)

T-T-THIRD ONE OUT! ITS A HAPPY ENDING AU, AND ITS GONNA BECOME A SERIES!

Fourth one is out, and it’s a commission!

~Cold blooded~

(Sebastian cuddles because I’m mentally hurt about him😜)

tw: Sebastian swears TWICE, slightly suggestive (barely-)

After hours of walking the gruelingly repetitive halls of the same office cubicles, there it is. Door 52.

you feel as if your legs are going to collapse under you, but you push on, opening the door. Legs shaking with each step, the only sounds were of your own shallow breaths (authors interjection: this sounds like you got your back blown out- I DIDN'T MEAN IT I SWEAR-)

finally, after hours, that honestly? Felt like days, you hear a familiar, and comforting voice

“Psssst, in here, I got something for you”

you immediately perked up, you weakly army crawl in, you needed sleep, or at least a rest. BADLY.

as soon you enter, the figure in the corner clasped his hands together, leaned down a little and spoke in a smooth as honey tone, “{name}! Glad to see your still kicking~” you mumble a response, barely keeping yourself from passing out right then and there on the floor of Sebastian’s makeshift shop, “shut up….”

standing was…. An issue, as much as you wanted to stay on the ground, you didn’t want to take up space in the vent, Sebastian tilted his head, “are… you… alright? You look like, no offense, but, like shit.”

You look up at him slowly, leaning on the wall with a scowl, “offense taken-“ you were barely able to finish that comment before you collapsed onto the concrete floor face first (author’s interjections: loser)

and poor Sebastian did NOT know what to do, and immediately started panicking, “!!! darling?? {name}??? Are you alright?? Oh Jesus- oh shit- uh-“ he scanned over your body, looking for injuries, he spotted a few spotty rips and tears on your diving suit with bruises but nothing serious. He lifted you up gently, like a piece of glass, in his three arms, have NO IDEA what to do with your unconscious form, (authors interjections: poor fishy) he held you close to his chest, still slightly panicked, he leaned against the wall, making sure you were even breathing every so often. You were surprisingly warm, for him at least, really? You were just a human, but to Sebastian, who was cold blooded, you were the closest thing he had to a heat lamp. He wrapped his arms around you, going slightly under your shirt with his big arms, Sebastian made a rumbling noise that was almost a purr.

Time skip!

you had been there for… one? Two hours? You slowly arose from your… “beauty” sleep. You grumbled and lifted your head. The first thing you noticed was the feeling of something cold on your back, then the fact you were face to face with Sebastian’s chest (authors interjections: fish man tibbies ❤️❤️ move it’s my turn) your face went red from embarrassment, and you pulled away, Sebastian was still fast asleep and unconsciously pulled you closer, plunging his head/snout into the crook of your neck, shifting a little to find more warmth. At this point, you were internally screaming, Sebastian was WAY stronger than you so no way you were escaping, you accepted your fate and leaned against him. The fins on the side of his head wiggled in contentment, rumbling/purring again.

AAHHHHHHH ITS DONE!!! It’s probably dog shit but its my first on so- CRITICISM ACCEPTED! I was a pussy about posting this but here it is😜 (Don’t be too mean with the criticism, I’m sensitive (/j))

/start our restart/

(you, our fishy (Sebastian) and p.AI.nter get a restart to life)

(HAPPY ENDING AU! HAPPY ENDING AU! BECAUSE U GUYS AWESOME!!!!!!!)

You and Sebastian had been planning to escape the hadal for a while, and with help from p.AI.nter, you got the chance and used it.

Urban shade crumbled from their experiments and framing you and Sebastian solace of crimes to you didn’t commit being exposed to the world in front your eyes (and screen) and you were sent with the mission of bringing Sebastian home (and p.AI.nter joined with)

the drive home was….. strange…. You… hadn’t been changed with experiments, and your family? They knew about Sebastian, the whole world did. Sebastian was crammed in the back of the van you were driving, Staring out the window, you both holding back tears (p.AI.nter would be too, if he wasn’t a computer) he hadn’t seen the sky in 11 YEARS! You hadn’t been in the site nearly as long, but still missed your family, and the world.

Sebastian watched the clouds, like he always did when he was human. He could point out every kind of cloud in the sky, he had a soft smile, he couldn’t even think of a snarky comment.

“I never… I never thought I would have a second chance….… but here we are… and honestly? I’m ready… I’m so SO ready…”

You smiled, p.AI.nter was sketching the clouds he could remember. You were driving to your family home near the sea, you could FEEL that your family was excited to see you again, after being framed, put on death row taken and into the hadal by urbanshade. But now? You were free, urban shade is almost definitely never coming back, and a HUGE, HUGE bonus? Sebastian and p.AI.nter were safe… that’s all that mattered really, thats all that mattered to you….

“Second chances are hard to come by, but here we are…..now let’s go

start our restart”

THIS IS GOING TO BECOME A SERIES! I HAVE BEEN PREPPING FOR THIS MAN (this isn’t the au I was talking about in my very first post, but this is one)

|one baddd first impression|

( @razzle-0dazzle commissioned this!)

tw: swears and asshole reader

You didn’t even know how you got here, your parents were supposed to bail you out! And it’s not like you killed any one anyway…

“Ugh… this place is fuckin grody… death would’ve been soooo much betterr…”

you walked around, silently judging your outfit, the couldn’t even put you in something better then this nasty old diving suit…

the lights flicker and you rush to a locker, running into it, gagging a little from the sight of spider webs. You heard something rush by, then the lights shut out when it passed, you stepped out. Wiping all the stuff from off of you, you slowly step through the doors, you read the door in front of you. Door 52

“Jesus how long have a been hereeee. Ughh. This is my life nowww”

you step through, then a vent grate slams open, making you jump

“psssssst… in here, I got something for you”

As much as you found it gross, you army crawled through the vent, and spoke

“Eugh… what IS this place… and what are… YOU??”

you spot a figure in the corner, Sebastian. Sebastian spoke, he could tell you were gonna be a problem….

“Sebastian. Your ONLY friend….”

he rolled his three blue eyes.. and you scowled, “‘friend’ yeah right…” your crossed your arms, Sebastian showed his teeth..

“just buy something and leave… with that sweet data you collected… just pick it off my tail”

You tilt your head and pull out said “data”

“This stuff? I’m gonna guess it’s like the fuckin money or something here?” the shopkeeper nodded, you looked him up and down and asked

“what’s your name, eel?”

“don’t call me eel shortstack -… I’m Sebastian… you?”

you look at him, offended,

“Excuse me?? Shortstack?! I’ll have you know, I am from a family with connections to the government and will sue this place for putting me here! I am BETTER than you will EVER be!”

you exclaim, Sebastian snapped back

“Who cares if you’re “better” we’re all here. In this hell hole. And here? We’re alllll on the same page, alright? Shorty”

”hmph…”

you cross your arms and turn around and started leaving, you didn’t need his stupid wares…

Sebastian watched you leave

he didn’t know why but… he kinda

liked having you match is energy…

but it’s not like he like likes you! Nuh uh! You’re an asshole! Bad first impression! Yeah! Yeah!… right..?

I might make a part two… I don’t knowwwww. Also, damn I MIGHT make the part two that again, MIGHT happen, smut like you asked but I’m pretty sure I’m dogshit at writing smut but I’ve never tried

anywayyy

HEHEHE HERE YOU ARE! ❤️

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 1000 LIKES

WHAT THE SIGMA

WHUH

not but seriously. Thank you all. I’m actually shocked. Like…. I made this account for silly little fanfics and art. And now I’m here, and I’m sure there’s more to come. (Haha… cum /silly)💗💗