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Sebastian solace head canons cuz I’m “totally normal” about him

Relationship (SFW):

*Sebastian, understandably, is touch starved as HELL, that man CANNOT handle affection but craves it

*if you decide to kiss the fish, he will freeze up and start babbling

*cuddle bug, that’s all I have to say. Simple as that

*he can purr, how? Idk, but he can

Miscellaneous (SFW, but theres one that’s suggestive):

*he can do happy noises like a cat and does at you, a lot

*he has issues with his vision from all the flash beacons, yes his ass needs glasses

*power bottom. I said what I mean and mean what I said. That fishman is a power bottom

*his tail is supposed to be silver but it’s dull, that’s why it’s gray/blue

*hasn’t swam in all the time he’s been at the hadal, and really wants to, it’s one of the reason his tail is dull, and why can’t he? EYEFESTATION (this will come up in an au I’m planning, so will the silver tail, and a few of the other head canons, you’ll see, YOU'LL ALL SEE!

this isn’t finished, there will be more, a lot more. (And the au? That will be explained in another post, cya!)

I forgot about this post

Just found out a proshipper liked |gentle now..| AND /start our restart/…… you know who you are….. not very amused man…not very amused…. well… shit. I’m happy for likes but uhh…. 🙃 (also the picture is me btw don’t worry about it. I just realized the other way I worded this made it seem like I was the proshipper I'm not-)

<you have each other…>

(Lunamoon1985’s commission!)

TW; itty bitty descriptions of violence and blood, again, an ITTY BITTY Bit.

also, you, reader, are also an experiment, why? FUN! (what animals are you? Your choice! Use your imaginationnnn)

You… lost everything… your husband and now? Your freedom…. You had been framed of murder, just like your husband.. Sebastian solace.

As if it was magic, you had the same sentence… death. The memories of your last call with Sebastian flashed through your head, him telling you he’ll still be there… watching you from heaven, you KNEW he never killed those people and neither did you! but your cries fell on deaf ears

you rotted in your cell… waiting for your final day, until…. Urbanshade decided to swoop in and pick you up, but… living in a cell didn’t really change, they turned you into a monster, changing your dna into a freak….

they said you’d be an mechanic of some kind… they knew your job before you got sentenced..? Strange…. Your were now, Z-**

It felt…. De-humanizing but at least you weren’t dead, on the outside at least…. You were repairing on some stuff, slightly dissociating thinking of your life before this…. You missed it. You missed it a lot. You missed everything, your family, your friends… Sebastian….

then… you heard a strange amount of chaos right outside the door… blood curling screams, your rush out the door and see the floor, coated in crimson puddles

you immediately started panicking, trying to avoid WHATEVER was doing this, in your panic, you fell down a floor you never knew was there….

Time skip?

You had a THROBBING headache, you lifted your head and scanned the area, it looked like some kind of.. shop? You saw a tail and slowly looked up to the figure it belonged to… a tall, eel like figure he spoke, in a……. oh so familiar voice

“Ah! You’re awake, are you alright? you knocked yourself cold out there”

He seemed to be wiping something off his nails…. But you ignored it and focused on his voice and demeanor, you mumbled in a confused but hopeful tone

“s….Sebastian..?”

the figure, perked up and looked down, lowering his hand and speaking

“w-what..? {name}?? {NAME}?!??”

You lifted yourself off the ground and exclaimed

“oh my god- SEBASTIAN?? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?- doesn’t matter-“ you, without a second thought, hug tackled your husband,

“ack- calm down there dear, your gonna crush me”

Tears started rolling down your face, burying your face into his chest, after a little you pulled away and examined his new body, spotting the third arm and eye. Sebastian looked away and scratched the back of his head

“yeah i look uh… different… then again, you do too- wait- I didn’t mean it like that- damnit- ugh..”

You laughed a little as your husband fumbled his words, you pulled him by his collar and smooched him right on the lips, he froze up and started babbling (author interjections: head canon mention alert, head canon mention alert)

“ah- well- uhm..- hoooo boy- lord- holy..-“

you smiled, human or not, he always started babbling as soon as you kissed him, like a stun gun but wayyy more affectionate, it shut him up when he was being an ass when you were human.

Sebastian wrapped his arms, which were stronger and bigger than before because of the experiments around you and slid down the wall, sitting on his tail. Resting his chin on the top of your head, he wrapped his tail around you, his chest rumbled with a purr like sound, he mumbled something then shifted around, the fins in the sides of his skull wiggled a little

the height difference was wayyyy bigger then it was when you were human, he was at least 10ft and you? 7-6ft… no fair!

Your positions shifted as time passed, soon enough you were on the ground, laying on Sebastian, his new body was different, but you can’t say you weren’t the same… Sebastian still snored, just like when he was human, guess that never changed huh? You looked up at his large, sleeping form, looking at his angler esca, I thought only female angler fish had that? Doesn’t really matter when you both literal mutants. You slowly kissed his…. Snout? And lowered your head again to rest

you needed this, you BOTH needed this. Life was gonna be…. Different, you had each other.. and that’s all that mattered….

EEEEE I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS!! SPECIFICALLY YOU @lunamoon1985 👁️👁️❤️❤️

YALL I WAS SCARED TO POST WITH BUT HERE YALL ARE. EAT MY MOTH CHILDREN! EAT YOUR SEBASTIAN SOLACE FANFICS!

Where did you all come from

HEHHHHEEEHEHHEHEHEEEE-

HAIIIIII- CAN I GET A (fucking- ermmmm-)

Sebastian Solce x Reader who's Posh and think they are better than him :3

Height difference go brrrrrrrrrrrrr (short chiwawa reader ((sorry human skyscrapers-/j)) )

(if ur doing Smut then plz do a pt2 :3)

OH MY GOD IM CRYING IM DOING THAT THATS FUCKING AWSOME HOLY AHHHHHHHHH (no smut tho sorry 🛐) I’LL GET TO IT AS SOON AS I CAN!!

|one baddd first impression|

( @razzle-0dazzle commissioned this!)

tw: swears and asshole reader

You didn’t even know how you got here, your parents were supposed to bail you out! And it’s not like you killed any one anyway…

“Ugh… this place is fuckin grody… death would’ve been soooo much betterr…”

you walked around, silently judging your outfit, the couldn’t even put you in something better then this nasty old diving suit…

the lights flicker and you rush to a locker, running into it, gagging a little from the sight of spider webs. You heard something rush by, then the lights shut out when it passed, you stepped out. Wiping all the stuff from off of you, you slowly step through the doors, you read the door in front of you. Door 52

“Jesus how long have a been hereeee. Ughh. This is my life nowww”

you step through, then a vent grate slams open, making you jump

“psssssst… in here, I got something for you”

As much as you found it gross, you army crawled through the vent, and spoke

“Eugh… what IS this place… and what are… YOU??”

you spot a figure in the corner, Sebastian. Sebastian spoke, he could tell you were gonna be a problem….

“Sebastian. Your ONLY friend….”

he rolled his three blue eyes.. and you scowled, “‘friend’ yeah right…” your crossed your arms, Sebastian showed his teeth..

“just buy something and leave… with that sweet data you collected… just pick it off my tail”

You tilt your head and pull out said “data”

“This stuff? I’m gonna guess it’s like the fuckin money or something here?” the shopkeeper nodded, you looked him up and down and asked

“what’s your name, eel?”

“don’t call me eel shortstack -… I’m Sebastian… you?”

you look at him, offended,

“Excuse me?? Shortstack?! I’ll have you know, I am from a family with connections to the government and will sue this place for putting me here! I am BETTER than you will EVER be!”

you exclaim, Sebastian snapped back

“Who cares if you’re “better” we’re all here. In this hell hole. And here? We’re alllll on the same page, alright? Shorty”

”hmph…”

you cross your arms and turn around and started leaving, you didn’t need his stupid wares…

Sebastian watched you leave

he didn’t know why but… he kinda

liked having you match is energy…

but it’s not like he like likes you! Nuh uh! You’re an asshole! Bad first impression! Yeah! Yeah!… right..?

I might make a part two… I don’t knowwwww. Also, damn I MIGHT make the part two that again, MIGHT happen, smut like you asked but I’m pretty sure I’m dogshit at writing smut but I’ve never tried

anywayyy

HEHEHE HERE YOU ARE! ❤️

~cat-fish?~

(sebby eeping in cat-like poses because he’s eepy)

(ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT YALL WANT ONESHOTS LMAO, YALL GET THIS, BUT NEXT ONE IS /start our restart/ STUFF, FAIR TRADE)

The days had started to blur together…. Sebastian hadn’t slept in what…. Two? Three days? (Author’s interjections: he can go without sleep for longer since the experiments (head canon))

He rested his head on his palm, he mumbled

“you know what? Fuck it…. Either i pass out now or pass out when scavenging when those idiots die….”

He slithered slowly up to the upper area in his make shift shop (author interjections: idk what to call it, but the little loft thing with the railing in his shop 😭😭)

He stretched out with a groan, doing the “cat-stretch” (author interjections: oooooh big stretch yessss) he rolled over and laid on his back, holding his three arms in front of him like a t-Rex. His tail draped over the ledge, a few of the bags slipped off with a thud but he really didn’t care, the explorers were too scared of him to steal. His body twisted around, leaving him in A many poses you’d see a cat in.

your pov

You were trying to get to a locker as fast as you can to avoid chainsmoker. Slamming the locker door shut, chainsmoker rushed past with a roar

“Huff…huff… Jesus-“

you crack the door opens peek and scan the area, walking out with soft steps… you spot the vent grate that led to Sebastian’s shop. You had memorized the path, but… you didn’t hear him whispering, or opening the vent grate, you army crawled in and looked around.. his figure wasn’t in the corner.

then you saw his tail

you realized he was probably passed out, you stood up and walked over to the ladder and spoke,

“wake up, seb…”

Sebastian groaned and turned over,

“mmmmmphhh…. Noooooooo…. M’ tired…”

you chuckled and climbed up the ladder, moving his tail a little to wake him up, “wake upppp…. You have customers to tend to….. and your bags fell dummy” Sebastian moved his tail, wrapped it around you and pulled you into his tired arms and spoke,

“vengeance……..mmmmmpppphhhhhh.”

you sighed, yep, you were stuck. You weren’t complaining though… not at alllll, you shifted around to get comfortable on the metal

Sebastian got cuddles whenever he got the chance, he purred, his tail wagging a little you spoke with a smirk

“are you a cat now?”

”shut up…”

YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, NOW SHOO! SCATTER LIKE COCKROACHES WHEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON!

also, comment? 👁️👁️ I’m not begging I just would like seeing yall comment lmao

[fishy dish!]

Start our restart au!

(You, Sebastian, and p.AI.nter finally get to your family on the beach, but, Sebastian is scared, but finally gets to eat normal food again!)

tw: swears, but its me swearing in the authors interjections and time skips because hell yeah

THIS SHOULD BE READ AFTER READING /start our restart/!!!

Sebastian had fallen asleep in the back of the van, you could hear his snoring. The back of the van was rather cramped (for Sebastian at least) so you were surprised he fell asleep, p.AI.nter moved on from sketching the clouds, and started sketching you (authors interjections: silly guy :})

soon enough, you saw your family home, and the sparkling sea next to it. It’s all just…… so much, the fact you were free, the fact Sebastian and p.AI.nter were with you, and the whole world knew your stories…..

(authors interjections: with the family home thing, don’t live near the sea? To bad! You do now 😈 /j, it’s for story purposes TRUST 🛐)

you spotted the family that could get there on the standing on the drive way (authors interjections: idk how to write this because…like… what if one of you readers don’t like the family thing?? ughhhh I’m just kduiansgemsk jelp me idk what to dooooo)

you parked, Sebastian could feel the stop in movement and raised his head and yawned,

“mmmmphhh where are….we..??”

You looked back at him, and spoke

“….home….”

you step out the car door and were rushed by your family, in a rib crushing group hug (author interjections: you had been framed, so you aren’t a criminal, if your wondering why they aren’t concerned or scared)

a tiny time skip

Sebastian was still in the car, watching you from the window, he was a social person when he was human, but now? He was a monster… what if your family is scared of him? What if they hate him? To many possibilities….you had taken p.AI.nter out of the car already, you knew Sebastian was scared, p.AI.nter really didn’t care, plus? He was a robot/Ai… kinda hard to be scared of a thing with no limbs

Your littler cousins and siblings talked to p.AInter, questioning him. You walked over to the car, and opened the door to the back of the van, and spoke to a scared Sebastian.

“what if their scared of me…?”

“they’ll LOVE you…. You’re funny and witty and…… you! That’s all that matters…”

“……….……I’m trusting you {name}”

you took Sebastian’s big hands and led him out of the car, he looked around suspiciously, your family looked shocked at his appearance,

“I told you…..!”

“Sebby… it’s ok… it’s not everyday you see someone like you, but that doesn’t mean their scared”

“Hmph…”

Your turned back to your family group and spoke,

“this is the….person…. Everyone has been raving about, he’s completely safe I swear, he’s just….different“ “yeah… different”

one of your little cousins spoke, they were young so they didn’t really know how to regulate their words

“he looks weird………but cool!”

you looked over at Sebastian, who was clearly still nervous, which was funny being that he was a 10ft tall eel/whale/mantis shrimp/angler fish, {REDATCTED}, etc, mixed mutant

time skip because I’m not writing an entire fucking scene of just that lmaooooo, I’m lazy ok? 😭

you had entered the house, that since you hadn’t seen it in a while, was basically a mansion, but smaller and not as.. rich-y. Sebastian looked around, he had to duck to get in the door, fidgeting with his hands…. His third arm by his side, your younger relatives stared at him, not even trying to hide it. You told them to knock it off, the house was big, but Sebastian REALLLY didn’t want to accidentally crush a small child so he had to be careful (authors interjections: nah, fuck them kids)

You tried to reassure him while walked around your childhood home, finally having your freedom back, p.AI.nter was interacting with the kids, and the adults looked at him with confusion. Your family had set up a room for Sebastian to conform to his….. big…. Size (authors interjections: IM NOT BODY SHAMING I SWEAR TO GOD. HES JUST 10ft LONG-)

Another time skip because I’m FUCKING LAZY.

you walked into Sebastian’s new room, he was slithering around in it, trying to make sense of the fact he was free, you spoke,

“we have food…. If you wanna eat… it’s a lot I know…. It’s probably wayyy more confusing cus you where in that god forsaken place for 11 years… you can…. come down when you want”

“…….. thank you…. For this….”

“No need to thank me sebs….”

(Author interjections: I want to kiss that fish so bad but he doesn’t exist ☹️ no fictional crush has had me wilding like this until Sebastian came into my life istg)

You walked back down the stairs and joined for family for your first meal back… it’s was… nostalgic… but welcomed… soon enough, Sebastian struggle-slithered down the stairs, he made it though. You told your family he might get a little emotional, or at least would be really nervous. And he was, poor sebby was almost shaking, where was p.AI.nter? God knows, He doesn’t have to eat but he’s easy to find soooo. Sebastian sat on his tail like he did when he was at the hadal, it was muscle memory at this point, (authors interjections: OOOOOOO IMAGINE THE CRAMPS OH MY GODDDD POOR FISHY)

He stayed silent, for someone who was always chatty. It was surprising to hear him not talking your ear off, (authors interjections: I DESPISE describing people eating, why? I DON’T FUCKIN KNOW 😭😭 IT JUST MAKES ME EWWWWAJUAKANSSJJEID, so I’m just gonna avoid it 😜)

Sebastian hadn’t had a PROPER meal in… 11 years. 11 YEARS! (Authors interjections: 11 years is gonna come up a lot get used to it LMAOO) he tried to hide the fact his tail was slightly wagging because he did not handle embarrassment good at ALLLL, and he hid his smile, you could tell though….

Your family seemed confused by him, made sense. Made a lot of sense. Tears slightly welled up in Sebastian’s three glowing eyes, you spoke,

“you good sebs?”

“I-I’m- don’t call me that!- I’m fine. I-I’m perfectly fine…”

“Im taking your word for ittttt.”

One of your relatives asked about the hadal, and what it was like in there

“……………bad… it was-“

“Hell…. It was basically hell… you weren’t safe anywhere…it’s why I’m like this…!!! Sorry-… t-to much detail-…”

Sebastian spoke, then apologized, he wasn’t wrong though….. your relatives realized they hit a sensitive topic and stopped digging about it

Sebastian finished eating, (authors interjections: that HURT to write, it’s three words but I had a VISCERAL REACTION TO THEM 😭) and struggle-slithered back up the stairs to his now room. He set up a little “nest” in the corner of the bed, putting all the pillows and blankets on the bed corner farthest from the door, being defensive was a habit hard to break…

but life was gonna be better

so. SO much better….

and Sebastian? Was ready for it

for the most part at least

KEKEKEKEKKEKEKE ITS DONEEEEE!!! I know there’s not a lot about him eating but fishy dish is such a good title I can’t change it- 😭😭

also, don’t be afraid to comment! Criticism, praise (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE-) things you found cute or funny? Anything! (Be nice please I’m sensitive -☹️ (/j))

ALLLLLRIGHT

THE RESULTS ARE IN FOR SMUT

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ITS AN OVERWHELMING YES!

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freaks (/j /pos)

I’m still alive 👍

IM DRAWING PEOPLES OCS. SEND ME YOUR OCS USING ASKS HEHEHHEHE

(you don’t have to, I’m just bored)

👍

Hey oogaboogas!! (I’m calling yall that now)

I know (think) that y’all are yearning for more fanfics, but tbh my current interest in writing has lowered. Not gone completely, just on a lower (less used) shelf in my brain 😭😭

I might write soon, or finish my current wip but idk

Sea beast..

prompt by pretzel-box, divider by kaitsawamura

WARNING!!!! YOU ALMOST DROWN

(GRAHAHHAA HEHEH!!! Look at pretzel-box’s most recent prompt to under stand what this is about-)

The routine was the same, wake up, eat something, then go out and fish till the sun set. Sometimes you would go out into the small town you lived by, the money you saved being spent on needs more than wants.

You headed out, fishing rod in your bag, a pep in your step

(authors interjections: for the setting and feel of this story, think of a peaceful fishing indie game, star dew valley-ish.)

You trotted over to a secret little area behind the village… you had always been surprised no one found it…

the dock you built under your feet creaked, you stood at the edge, casting your line.

(authors interjections: this world is magical, not realistic at all, it’s a Sebastian solace but a sea god x you story, no shit. Just saying unless y’all get confused)

The fish were more active today, the bright blue water that went far into the horizon was distracting……. distracting you from the locket you kept in your pocket all the time falling out and into the water.

The splash bringing you back to your senses, the locket sunk fast, with out hesitation you jumped in…

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you didn’t know how long you had been in the water, trying to get it…

but it was too long… the locket was in your hand…

Consciousness fading fast

is this how I die…?

SEBASTIAN POV:

Beneath the sea for who many years now…? Doesn’t matter.. you’re not getting out here any sooner….

SPLASH!!

what..?

that’s not… normal…

Stop!

it’s just another leviathan or something again (author interjections: reminder, MAGICAL WORLD)

you’re a sea god Sebastian… for the love of the stars get a grip!! Well.. EX sea god…

Sebastian crawled out of the pit he had dug for himself in the sea he was sealed too….

was that…?

a human..?

He rushed over, they looked limp. This wasn’t good….

he shouldn’t be doing this… this was a bad idea, they were human they can’t know he exists….

but….

they looked so innocent..!

He lifted them out of the water, and placed them on the sand, staying near them…

He had to leave.. then….

BACK TO YOUR POV

you felt water rushing past you then…. Sand..?

you jolted up, coughing the extra water in your lungs up, you looked around and up…

at the giant sea creature looming above you…

Blue skin, an anglerfish bulb, fins pinned to the side of its head, shaggy black hair, golden jewelry and gems decorated its skin and three glowing cyan eyes

Those were some details you could highlight before you instinctively, and quite stupidly, screamed.

its head tilted down at you then plunged back into the water before you could say anything else…

you stayed dazed on the sand… trying to collected yourself, the image of the sea creature engraved in your head…

you looked down at your hand, and found the locket… at least you saved that…

standing up, you didn’t make the effort to get your fishing rod, you walked back to the village…. Someone had to know….

but who..?

I’M GONNA TURN THIS INTO A SERIES THIS IS SO FUN TO WRITE

I’m back to writing for the most part hehe

also I might draw this au’s Sebastian

THANK YOU @pretzel-box FOR THIS PROMPT!! AAAAA!!

Hey, Mod of @thepressurepblog and @redfacility … Z-420 IS BACK!

yay!!

WAIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANON I AM HUH

HUH HUH WUAT

HOW DID YOU KNOW TO TELL ME IM SCARED 😨 /silly

GUESS WHOS BEEN OBSESSING OVER THEIR CHARACTERS??

MEEE!!! (I’m not ok heheh)

LOOK AT THEM (/silly /nf)

(Sorry if my handwriting shit I tried) ☠️☠️

click for better quality!!

PLEASE NOTICE THIS TUMBLR 😭😭

WAHHH💧😢 UUEAAAA💧😭💧 UAAAA WUAAHHHH💧😭

:(

*spends actual time on art about things and characters I’m passionate about! Or news and announcements*

1-2 likes.

*spends 20-30 minutes on a one shot that is ok but I’m not really passionate about (NOT ALL MY FANFICS*

40-100+ likes

it’s not fair man

Im about to just give up on posting my art anymore :/

I drew the sillies

(the second one’s funny cause they, except for radio, are based on school subjects and mr. White board (I’m not creative name wise) is based on math!)

(Don’t ask where whisp is LMAO, she’s surprisingly hard to draw on bases)

(I say their names like you know what characters I’m talking about☠️☠️)

PARTY BEETLE FANFIC WRITERS!!!!!!

WRITE A FANFIC WHERE THEY GET MARRIED AND MY LIFE??

IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!

(/silly /nf)

Mfs when

Mfs when I tell them that regulation does not equal censorship.

This morning I was looking for some Encanto fics on ao3 and I had just realized something.

INCEST IS THE NINTH MOST POPULAR TAG IN THE FANDOM.

What the actual hell💀