HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 1000 LIKES

WHAT THE SIGMA

WHUH

not but seriously. Thank you all. I’m actually shocked. Like…. I made this account for silly little fanfics and art. And now I’m here, and I’m sure there’s more to come. (Haha… cum /silly)💗💗

~cat-fish?~

(sebby eeping in cat-like poses because he’s eepy)

(ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT YALL WANT ONESHOTS LMAO, YALL GET THIS, BUT NEXT ONE IS /start our restart/ STUFF, FAIR TRADE)

The days had started to blur together…. Sebastian hadn’t slept in what…. Two? Three days? (Author’s interjections: he can go without sleep for longer since the experiments (head canon))

He rested his head on his palm, he mumbled

“you know what? Fuck it…. Either i pass out now or pass out when scavenging when those idiots die….”

He slithered slowly up to the upper area in his make shift shop (author interjections: idk what to call it, but the little loft thing with the railing in his shop 😭😭)

He stretched out with a groan, doing the “cat-stretch” (author interjections: oooooh big stretch yessss) he rolled over and laid on his back, holding his three arms in front of him like a t-Rex. His tail draped over the ledge, a few of the bags slipped off with a thud but he really didn’t care, the explorers were too scared of him to steal. His body twisted around, leaving him in A many poses you’d see a cat in.

your pov

You were trying to get to a locker as fast as you can to avoid chainsmoker. Slamming the locker door shut, chainsmoker rushed past with a roar

“Huff…huff… Jesus-“

you crack the door opens peek and scan the area, walking out with soft steps… you spot the vent grate that led to Sebastian’s shop. You had memorized the path, but… you didn’t hear him whispering, or opening the vent grate, you army crawled in and looked around.. his figure wasn’t in the corner.

then you saw his tail

you realized he was probably passed out, you stood up and walked over to the ladder and spoke,

“wake up, seb…”

Sebastian groaned and turned over,

“mmmmmphhh…. Noooooooo…. M’ tired…”

you chuckled and climbed up the ladder, moving his tail a little to wake him up, “wake upppp…. You have customers to tend to….. and your bags fell dummy” Sebastian moved his tail, wrapped it around you and pulled you into his tired arms and spoke,

“vengeance……..mmmmmpppphhhhhh.”

you sighed, yep, you were stuck. You weren’t complaining though… not at alllll, you shifted around to get comfortable on the metal

Sebastian got cuddles whenever he got the chance, he purred, his tail wagging a little you spoke with a smirk

“are you a cat now?”

”shut up…”

YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, NOW SHOO! SCATTER LIKE COCKROACHES WHEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON!

also, comment? 👁️👁️ I’m not begging I just would like seeing yall comment lmao

YALL…

I just realized…. Yall aren’t mindlessly liking my fanfics…

you READ THE WORK I CREATED WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS AND MIND AND DECIDE, “you know what? I fw this”

I LOVE YALL EVERY SINGLE LIKE AND EVERY SINGLE REBLOG AND REACTION MEAN THE WORLD TO ME 🥹🥹😭😭

me rn btw 👆

IM DRAWING PEOPLES OCS. SEND ME YOUR OCS USING ASKS HEHEHHEHE

(you don’t have to, I’m just bored)

/start our restart/

(you, our fishy (Sebastian) and p.AI.nter get a restart to life)

(HAPPY ENDING AU! HAPPY ENDING AU! BECAUSE U GUYS AWESOME!!!!!!!)

You and Sebastian had been planning to escape the hadal for a while, and with help from p.AI.nter, you got the chance and used it.

Urban shade crumbled from their experiments and framing you and Sebastian solace of crimes to you didn’t commit being exposed to the world in front your eyes (and screen) and you were sent with the mission of bringing Sebastian home (and p.AI.nter joined with)

the drive home was….. strange…. You… hadn’t been changed with experiments, and your family? They knew about Sebastian, the whole world did. Sebastian was crammed in the back of the van you were driving, Staring out the window, you both holding back tears (p.AI.nter would be too, if he wasn’t a computer) he hadn’t seen the sky in 11 YEARS! You hadn’t been in the site nearly as long, but still missed your family, and the world.

Sebastian watched the clouds, like he always did when he was human. He could point out every kind of cloud in the sky, he had a soft smile, he couldn’t even think of a snarky comment.

“I never… I never thought I would have a second chance….… but here we are… and honestly? I’m ready… I’m so SO ready…”

You smiled, p.AI.nter was sketching the clouds he could remember. You were driving to your family home near the sea, you could FEEL that your family was excited to see you again, after being framed, put on death row taken and into the hadal by urbanshade. But now? You were free, urban shade is almost definitely never coming back, and a HUGE, HUGE bonus? Sebastian and p.AI.nter were safe… that’s all that mattered really, thats all that mattered to you….

“Second chances are hard to come by, but here we are…..now let’s go

start our restart”

THIS IS GOING TO BECOME A SERIES! I HAVE BEEN PREPPING FOR THIS MAN (this isn’t the au I was talking about in my very first post, but this is one)

Where did you all come from