This Is So Accurate Somehow? Like It Makes So Much Sense. Im Imagining Shane Is A Drink From A Hipster

This is so accurate somehow? Like it makes so much sense. I’m imagining Shane is a drink from a hipster coffee shop and Ryan is a cola with fun branding and Steven is upscale good sparkling water

Steven Lim is like sparkling water... The good kind with very mild bubbles and lime and lemon in it

The Great Gatsby Read Through #2

So Many Thoughts

• You can tell Nick is a unreliable narrator lol because he said “I don’t judge” and IMMEDIATELY was like Tom Judger #1

• Uh Nick sleeps with a man in Chapter 2? Are we all gonna breeze past that??

• Nick’s first description of Gatsby’s smile?? Y’all just met, man, calm down.

• Nick and Gatsby said goodnight to each other FIVE (5) times after their first meeting!

• I love reading stories like foreshadowing doesn’t exist because that would mean Nick just spent forever taking special interests in a minor car accident.

• I love Nick’s brief interlude where he breaks the fourth wall and goes “I promise this isn’t all I think about, here’s other stuff I do..”

• Nick, I feel like a man who likes women wouldn’t break up with his gf because “her brother looks at me funny”.

• He just said this isn’t all I think about and then preceded to list everyone who goes to Gatsby’s parties? That’s dedication, sir

• Gatsby shows up and says “You’re having lunch with me” and Nick was very agreeable about it. I would argue a little tbh

• NVM I love foreshadowing “Where in the Midwest are you from?” “San Francisco” Gatsby, you liar

The Great Gatsby Read-Through #1

Nick and Daisy are way more related than I thought? Like I thought it was super distant because of her comments about him being in love with her (and ya know, distant cousins are fair game in the 1920s) but actually, they’re just like second cousins? Like I’m close with my second cousins. But I suppose that’s still fair game by 1920s standard

Shout out to OP for combining past and present hyperfixations of mine, not ones I expected.

jack and eric walked so eddie and buck could run

I’m not losing hope on Buddie, y’all. They probably wrapped Buck and Eddie in little bows with relationships because if they had done Buddie by the end of that season, it wouldn’t have been treated like it deserved, way too rushed compared to the rest of the development for them and not as satisfying and they probably saw cancellation as a possibility. But I think we still have hope with 911 on ABC. Marisol and Eddie are in a talking stage, it’s not like they’re engaged. And yeah, it sounds like Natalia is gonna help Buck pick out a couch. But, imagine a plot line where they go to pick out a couch together and she keeps choosing ones thar are nice, nothing wrong with them, but they aren’t ~right~ ya know.

Yes, The Great Gatsby is a very classic and tragic and serious piece of American literature blah blah blah and whatever

We should talk more about how funny Nick is imo

I’m trying not to laugh in class