Why Do U Like Andre Sm? /gen

why do u like andre sm? /gen

he reminds me of myself in many ways! we both act the same way (irl at least, i’m more open on here)! plus we’ve both struggled with anger issues, bullying, and being “different” from everyone. also, we look quite a bit alike which doesn’t really matter but i think it’s funny! we both have stronger facial features, dark hair and eyes, and are about the same height!!

also he’s just a goofy little man with a gun and a faggy shirt… what else can i say

Do you think cal and andre would hate or like the girl versions of themselves…Yaoi vs Yuri

honestly… i feel like cal would think they’re interesting. he’d constantly talk about them to andre but hate actually speaking to them. he’d get rachel to talk to them for him. andre, on the other hand, wants nothing to do with them. you literally couldn’t pay him to be within 10 feet of them. whenever someone asks why he hates them so much, he’s just like “how could you not?”

callie would think that cal and andre were weird. they’re creepy and angry boys. i think any girl would think they’re freaky. andrea’s intrigued though. she still hates them but also understands them in a way.

all in all, i feel like cal, callie, and andrea could be friends. andre would sit with them if he had to, but he’d have his arms crossed and a scowl on his face.

why does NONE ever mention Alex as an art kid? especially his bag with patches that he carries during the shooting, and the drawing of an elephant in his room (a nod to the movie and the 'elephant in the room') i dunno I just really like his character

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starts shaking so hard i throw up. hi. new caldre fic.

Don't put too much pressure onto yourself , my friend . Just know we all love you , OperationFreaky . . 🐌💕🙂

i won’t!! that’s the opposite of my intentions! just want to provide people with zd headcanons even if they’re short lmao!! i love you!

cal and his siblings making a cake for their parents as a celebration of their wedding anniversary. they’d walk to the grocery store that’s a couple blocks away. cal would end up having to carry his little brother on his back because his legs got sore. they’d all pick out a couple ingredients, some to bake the cake but mostly ones to decorate with.

once they get home, they throw together all of the ingredients. the younger two crack the eggs and get to mix everything while cal measures and wipes down messes. when they put it in the oven, the three of them sit in front of the machine, watching every second to make sure the dessert is absolutely perfect.

cal gets the cake out of the oven. it’s slightly burnt, but the trio all agree that they can cover the fried pieces with icing. the moment it’s on the table, they get to decorating, ignoring that it’s too hot and that everything keeps sliding off.

cal is in charge of writing on the cake which he keeps messing up. the amount of smeared off letters is almost embarrassing. his little sister is in charge of sprinkles and sparkles which isn’t the best decision but no one else wanted to get sparkles all over their hands. his little brother is in charge of candy. he’s methodically placing gummy worms and bears around the cake, making sure that he places three little bears in a line in front of everything. he says that it represents them and it’ll make their parents happy.

in the end, the cake looks like absolute trash. it’s a pile of melted off icing with sparkles and candy everywhere. cal’s writing has smudged off, making his already horrendous handwriting even worse. the only thing that’s in place are the three gummy bears. their parents love it. they love their three kids no matter what they do.