Cal Knows How To Use Chopsticks While Andre Is Absolutely Clueless With Them. Andre Always Tells Cal

cal knows how to use chopsticks while andre is absolutely clueless with them. andre always tells cal to ‘stop showing off’ even if he’s just simply eating with them. cal’s tried to teach him, but he always gets frustrated, throws them down, and picks up a fork.

SCREAM X CALDRE ??

i dont like it but idk i just wanted to draw smth related to Halloween

Sigh but I love stalking you :(((((((((

fineeeee :((((

sometimes i have a bad day but then i remember that cal is canonically a pothead and everything gets better

How many different 'operations' have there been? There's obviously operationandre and operationmatt, I've heard operationfreaky a few times, and now there's operationalpha and operationsouthern, I just can't keep track. How many have there been?

there are infinite operations! operationandre is the basic (my username ofc) and operationmatt is just my name instead of andre’s. anything other than that, like operationfreaky/southern/alpha etc, are jokes that either me or others have made up

i genuinely do not know how many there have been at this point if i’m honest (maybe like… six??? idk)

How do you think cal and Andre started the whole, “ I want to 🔫🏫”

okay so i genuinely think cal mentioned it first but as a joke. (this is a tiny bit of how i think it happened, i already have a plan for a fic about this lmao)

it was after a really bad day of bullying. cal’s nose was broken, and andre’s knuckles were scabbed over. they had just returned home from school and are sitting on cal’s bed with bags of ice against their faces, hands, and sides.

they’d gotten to a point of joking about their bullying. well… cal had. andre still gets angry. now, andre is clenching his teeth and seething, thinking of ways he can get back at his bullies.

cal can read him easily; he knows exactly what’s going on in andre’s mind. he giggles after staring at andre for a minute.

“what’s so fucking funny, cal?”

“you still want to fight them?” cal asks between wheezes. “what? you wanna shoot them?”

something switches in andre’s mind. yes. he does want to shoot them. once again, cal knows exactly what andre’s thinking.

“andre, what the fuck? are you serious?”

andre turns toward him quickly, staring straight into his eyes. “you don’t want to?”

cal thinks for a moment. it makes complete sense. they all deserve it. he pictures brad huff staring at him but this time he’s scared instead of angry. he imagines the glint of fear that will be in brad’s eyes when he looks at him.

the boys fall silent. the plan zero day has begun, though it’s only in its first stage. cal hadn’t known that his day would go this way, but he’s not mad about it. they’re going to get back at their peers.