What SpongeBob Characters Would Cal And Andre Be?

What SpongeBob characters would Cal and Andre be?

maybe a controversial take (idk if anyone else even has opinions on this) but... cal is spongebob and andre is squidward. (extra content: rachel is sandy)

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andre kriegman in a parking deck…

he’d get so pissed. there would be no spots, and he’d actually start tweaking. if cal was in the car, andre would start ranting about how dumb people are and how many shitty drivers are in their stupid town.

he’s the type of driver to turn down the music so he can see better. if someone turned too wide or too sharp and almost hit him, he’d roll down his window and yell or flip them off.

i can imagine him having to park in a parking deck when he’s at university if zero day never happened. he’d get to class late and have nowhere to park. his professor would just count him tardy, and andre would imagine strangling him.

he loves driving, but parking will always be the death of him.

Would Cal and Andre be the type to eat cafeteria food or bring lunch from home?

okay so... cal eats lunchroom food. he downs the greasy ass pizza and extra-sloppy sloppy joes like it's nothing. his mouth always has random stains on it after lunch, making him need to go to the bathroom to wipe his face with a towel.

andre, on the other hand, packs his lunch from home. it started when he was little, when his mom would pack it for him. she'd send him to school with fruits and vegetables as well as some german food, both savory and sweet. he starts doing it for himself when he gets to high school. his mom wouldn't mind still packing it for him, but he wants to be independent, so she lets him.

he packs healthy foods, claiming that he's too good to eat the shit the school serves, that his body is too sacred. he makes up so many excuses to keep from eating school food, all of which make cal laugh. cal eats the really greasy food and smacks his lips in andre's face. he gets a hand in the face and andre's elbow in his side.

the boys are so different in small ways, but that's what makes them good together.