This Might Be The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Made

this might be the dumbest thing i’ve ever made

wut i think about u? ah hell yeah 😼

ure literally so awesome n im glad i was able to come across ur posts 🫶 ive saved tons of ur posts about zero day headcanons so i could incorporate them into different fics i write in the future, and i always gush to my friends about u, especially when u said i was ur fav writer. i kept going “MY FAV ZERO DAY POSTER NOTICED ME!!! THEY SAID I WAS THEIR FAV WRITER HOLY COW!!!”

i think having ur posts on my for you any time i come onto tumblr is practically the light of my day. ur headcanons between andre n cal r always so unique n i love reading them n thinking about how they 100% make sense. im js so happy i was able to come onto tumblr n see a user as awesome n unique as u (unique in a good way obvi..) n i js cannot wait to show u more fics i write (im a yapper LMAO 😭) bc i have like.. almost no one to share them to 🫶🫶 thank u matt for being on tumblr idk if id have more caldre fic ideas without u guh

☹️☹️☹️ i’m gonna cry anon (i know who u are so idk why i said anon but anyways!) just know that i’ll be around for a while to post hcs and help you with your writing in every way i can!!!

YOU MENTIONING ME TO UR FRIENDS OH MY GOD THATS THE SWEETEST THING EVER i’ll actually start sobbing

your words are the highlight of my day! i’m so glad i found you as well! i’m always here to read your amazing work!!!

you’re so welcome 🙏🙏 and i bet you’d have caldre fics without me!! such an amazing writer will always have ideas

@zerocel and i are right and you can’t tell us otherwise

this is a little dark but 🤷‍♂️

imagine cal carving andre’s initials onto his hip. he’d show andre the next time they hang out, telling the dark haired boy that it’s only fair he does the same. cal sits back and watches andre’s face contort with pain as he makes a big red CG on his hip. when andre’s done, cal immediately bombards him with compliments. andre begins to associate the pain with cal being proud of him. he would do whatever he had to, go through however much pain, to make cal happy.

I think you're pretty fuckign awesome 🔥 love your work man, everytime I read one of your posts/works I can feel the emotion put into it. Stay safe out there man 🫶

ahhh you’re pretty fucking awesome ‼️‼️‼️ thank you so much :((( it makes me so excited that you can feel the emotion behind my posts, i’m really passionate about zd and i’m thrilled that you can tell

FLUFF FIC IS COMPLETELY MATT. https://archiveofourown.org/works/57767725 GUH!!!

ABOUT TO GO READ IT!!! EVERYONE ELSE COME READ WITH ME!!!