Kotlc Sht Theories #5

kotlc sht theories #5

if my previous theory is true (alina is fitz's mom) -> i need a della villain arc

She mentions being mistreated by humans, and one of the Neverseen’s main things is putting humans in a Sanctuary.

She’s a really good fighter

People have mentioned how Alden always seems to be in the way of the Black Swan’s plans, and Della could totally influence his decisions since they’re always described as a happy couple (which makes Alden cheating very unlikely but Alina is a beguiler...?)

She is a very powerful Vanisher and she kind of implies that she is hiding her true power in her husband’s shadow, kind of like Gisela…?

She is the only Vacker not injured by the Neverseen (idk if Shannon could even plan this far though tbh-)

But both Alden and Della aren’t in Stellarlune at all… which is kind of weird if this is going to be a huge plot point but uhm

(But like apparently Shannon doesn’t know how to outline a story so 💀)

I really don’t want this to happen, but if Alina does turn out to be Fitz’s mom I’m gonna need a Della villain arc to make up for it.

i think i need to reread the whole kotlc series BUT ITS SO LONG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ??????

kotlc sht theories #1

Kenric is alive (and maybe in the Neverseen?)

He is mentioned more times after his death than before.

And when he is mentioned, it isn’t super necessary. Shannon didn’t have to write so many Kenralie scenes, she could’ve just made all of his cache memories about Elysian if opening Kenric’s cache was only to forward the plot. But she adds Kenralie into it for emotion, so he will definitely hopefully somehow be in book 10 and it will be related to Oralie in some way.

How did Gisela get to Elysian?

He was investigating Elysian and may have had a way to get there.

Possible that he didn’t erase all of his memories about the investigation since we only saw one in his cache, and that was probably because he didn’t want to get Oralie into trouble for being involved.

i think im just being delusional with this one tho

it is fitz friday please remember to:

eat ritz crackers

swing from a chandelier

walk up to random people and say “it’s me” until you unlock a hidden telepathic connection with one of them

make mint chocolate ripplefluffs

wear teal contacts

tell every nerd you meet “you’re an elf”

break up with your girlfriend

stop and squint at brown-eyed people and say “I didn’t realize your eyes were brown”

get impaled by a bug

tell people you’re cognates

give hugs for just long enough to make people Wonder

drown your brother

run your fingers through your hair

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kotlc sht theories #3

Second Forkle dies, super emotional scene of him being planted next to his brother.

Because emotion

Like the fact that Forkle 1.0’s tree literally leaned over as if waiting for someone is so foreshadowing Forkle 2.0’s death.

He is also a very questionable character who could be killed off as an apology for the decisions that he has made.

His death would also have a super large impact on all the characters, as he is the main leader of the Black Swan, and has obviously assisted Sophie and her friends numerous times. He is also the principal of Foxfire, so that would also be a huge thing they would have to deal with.