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What do you mean dad went out to get milk?!
Pairing: Park Jay Jongseong x Reader
Genre: crack, established relationship
Summary: your darling children Artemis and Anton get the wrong idea when you tell them their dad is going out to get milk
Word count: 936
Warnings: mentions of food- tiramisu and milk, talks of divorce
A/n: just a random idea I got and I thought it was absolutely hilarious so I just had to write it hehe
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“Mooooooooom!”
You heard a yell and thumping on the stairs from your place in the kitchen where you were doing your best to make the tiramisu cake while keeping an ear out for your seventeen year old daughter.
As if following in her mum's genetic footsteps, she looked so much like her dad, only with her hair being similar to your own- long and brown. Her eyes were black and her face had that ever-present sleepiness that her father had too.
“Mom, where's dad?” you heard her ask, “I need his help with something”
But while you were keeping your eyes and focus on the melting pot in front of you, you didn’t really pay attention to what was leaving your mouth.
“He went out to get milk” you responded, eyes zeroing in on what you were supposed to add next into the mixture in front of you.
Meanwhile, Artemis’ gut dropped.
Went out to get milk???
THEY'RE DIVORCING????
She quickly let out a choked okay and ran back up the stairs, hearing you absentmindedly call out to her; for the thousand time, do not run up the stairs Artemis!
“ANTON!” the brown-haired girl yelled bursting into her twin's bedroom.
The boy had features eerily similar to their aunt (ironically) with a dash of their dads more prominent features; his nose and eye shape namely. His green eye-colour almost felt out of place. His black hair was pushed back by the headset he wore.
“What is it ‘mis?” he groaned, words dripping with annoyance as he put pause on his game.
“Dad went out to get milk,” she said, her voice grave.
Anton merely raised an eyebrow at her and laughed, mocking her.
“Ha ha ‘mis,” he said, voice deadpan, just like his dad’s, “that's a good one.”
“Mum's words” she interrupted him, her black eyes wide and hand on the door trembling, “not a joke.”
Anton stared at her, for long ten seconds, waiting for the impending moment when she would say “SIKE!” and laugh at his blank expression.
But the moment never came.
“They're seriously divorcing?” he wondered aloud, eyes clouded with betrayal, “Without telling us?”
“I don't know,” Artemis murmured.
“Mum? And dad?” he kept repeating to himself, “Those two are obsessed with each other…?”
Artemis only stood quietly at the door.
But then she got a brilliant idea.
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“Jay, did you get the milk?” you asked in a hurry seeing your husband at the entrance of the kitchen.
“Yeah” he responded, panting heavily, passing his wife the carton of milk, “I hurried As much as I could hon.”
He stood behind the island in the middle of the kitchen watching you fret over the tiramisu.
“Hand it over” you reached over, taking it from his grasp, “I need to hurry up so it can cool before that maniac Sunghoon comes.” you huffed, sounding annoyed, knowing you wanted the tiramisu to be the best as possible because both you and Jay missed your good friend.
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“Mom, dad?” Anton called from the door of the living room with Artemis next to him, holding a laptop. “Can we talk to you guys?” he asked cautiously.
You should have known that your two teenagers were up to something the moment they asked that.
They’re never this polite.
“It's serious” Artemis supplied quickly.
You blinked, surprised.
“Sure”, you murmured, separating from the huge shelf next to the window, walking over to the couch where your husband was already sitting.
“Is everything okay?” Jay asked, face scrunching in worry.
Your twins only looked at each other as Artemis plugged the laptop to the TV and fixed her blazer.
Wait.
Blazers?
“Why are you two wearing suits?” You asked.
“Mum, wait please” Anton requested, with an air of an exasperated lawyer, “all will be explained in due time.”
Your eyebrows raised and you and Jay made quick eye contact as your children started bickering about something.
“So.” Artemis started. “We are all here today, present to discuss-”
“Plead” Anton added, making Jay squint at his son.
“Your not-so-impending divorce.”
“Wait what?” You interrupted, confused
“Who's getting divorced?? Jay asked surprised, feeling a good decade being shaved off his life.
Anton and Artemis looked beyond stressed.
They looked at each other and Artemis spoke up.
“Mum said that you went out to get milk and-”
“Artemis, baby,” you interrupted her in a gentle voice, seeing your younger almost in tears, “I was making tiramisu for when your uncle comes,” you explained, “your dad literally went out to buy milk.”
The two boys looked lost and Artemis was slowly starting to look embarrassed.
“Why would you even get that impression?” Jay was confused, “Why would I want to divorce your mother?”
“You know dad,” Anton said with a dead look in his eye, “we know you're a simp. It's more about what mum wants.”
At that you burst out into laughter, getting up to hug your kiddos and caress their hair, listening to Jay's outraged sounds in the background.
“You don't have to worry about a thing my darlings,” you told them gently, before your face took on a more serious look, “And even if it does come down to divorce, that's NOT how you're finding out.”
“WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT DIVORCE” Jay cried.
~ Of course, this story was later told to Sunghoon who came to visit them and naturally his reaction was to burst into laughter and mercilessly tease both Jay and his niece and nephew (you probably wouldn't have been spared if you hadn't shot him a threatening look and a promise of taking away the tiramisu).
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