Wait, Lack Of Volume Control's Been An Autistic Trait This Whole Time? Is That Why People Tell Me To

Wait, lack of volume control's been an autistic trait this whole time? Is that why people tell me to stop shouting when I was sure I wasn't shouting? HAVE I BEEN YELLING AT PEOPLE THIS WHOLE TIME?!

Me: Ever thought about the question of why? As in, why in general? Why is the universe? Why am I? Why don't I know? It's really scary, when you think about it. And really, the pursuit of knowledge is also terrifying. What if we find something ground-breaking? What if we find something we weren't supposed to? Worse...

what if we found nothing at all?

My friends, who had previously been holding a conversation with me about funny things we found on the internet:

VIVZIEPOP REALLY SAW THIS

AND SAID, "Yeah, sure, I could make people horny for that." AND THEN GAVE US THIS

Also, honourable mention, this precious baby

Me: [listening to music]

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: Drat, I mistimed the daydream, gotta start over

Me: [restarts song]

You will not BELIEVE what I have just discovered.

If you drag the post button

A fun thing occurs

You figure out the rest

I'll be sitting and I'll find something hilarious and I'll cackle like a witch and my family will look at me like this,

incredibly concerned for my sanity