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On today's episode of What The Hell Are My Tags

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Inedible Things I Have Put In My Mouth (out of ten)

PLEASE DO NOT EAT ANYTHING ON THIS LIST

Modelling clay - 7/10. Okay flavour, fun texture, fun noises, nice and soft

Nail files - 6/10. Damaging to chew, but feels nice on tongue

Phone case - 6/10. Leather is nice on tongue, somewhat biteable

Tiny Lego Glaceon - 3/10. Plastic is nice, but too many small, breakable pieces. Choking hazard

Pencil - 7/10. Doesn't taste good, but great to chew on

Hair - 8.5/10. Fun crunching, but gets caught between teeth. Coughed up hairballs

Eraser - 9/10. Amazing to chew on, crumbles well. Coughed up bits of eraser that were gross to dispose of

Water bottle handle - 9/10. Easy to chew on, fits inside mouth

Sand - 10/10. The GOAT. Unfortunately damaging to chew, normally covered in urine due to cats (DO NOT EAT SAND. DO NOT EAT ANYTHING ON THIS LIST)

Soap - 2/10. I've had worse. Leaves an interesting after-taste and sensation

Hair gel - -9999999/10. FOUL. HORRID. EVIL. AWFUL. DOES NOT TASTE AS GOOD AS IT SMELLS

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Wenrreny (wen renny)

Kngogjt (nuh gog jit)

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