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Every Time I've Written Something That Makes Me Think I Had A Stroke
Every Time I've Written Something That Makes Me Think I Had a Stroke
Theee (theeeeeeee)
Remebered (reh meh ber red)
Proabablg (prow babble gee)
Rhougj (rooj)
Starigjt (star rig jit)
Beleievr (be lay ever)
Befofe (beh foe fee)
Relaisrf (reh lay surf)
Wenrreny (wen renny)
Kngogjt (nuh gog jit)
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Congrats, we survived 👏👏👏
I just finished fighting Mettaton EX and my Enmu funko gave me a heart attack
Once upon a time, this happened:
Me: Oh my God. I'm gonna die.
Friend: What? Why?
Me: I can taste my heartbeat. This is it for me.
Friend: Oh. Well, nice knowing you.
Me: I'm gonna die. I'm going to perish. These are my last few seconds, aaaugh...
Friend: Maybe try breathing more?
Me: Okay, I'll go die in this corner.
Anyway, it turns out my ADHD medication causes heart palpitations.
You're fucking kidding me
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
The longest word in the English language
The lung disease contracted by the inhalation of fine sand dust and ash
You're fucking kidding me