Listen- Disappointed In The Howls Moving Castle Fandom Lemme Tell Ya-

listen- disappointed in the Howl’s Moving Castle fandom lemme tell ya-

we all know the sparse ships here- Howl x Sophie or Sophie x Prince Justin or Howl x Justin if ur spicy. And they’re all delicious, truly. Eatin that shit up. but my ass was sitting and I go “wait- what if it was polyamory?”

SO I WENT ON MY MISSION- SEARCHED THE INTERWEBS- AO3, TWITTER, TUMBLR, WATTPAD- FUCKING FANFIC.NET- NOTHING- NOT EVEN A CRUM

ABSOLUTELY DISAPPOINTED- AIN’T NO WAY I’M THE ONLY ONE COMING TO THIS REVELATION

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✨irony✨

ITS HERE- LADIES AND GERMS ITS THE 2023 QUOTE BOOK! SPONSORED BY YOURS TRULY JUST TAKE A HOP SKIP AND A JUMP OVER TO THIS FANCY LITTLE GOOGLE DOC LINK! (Also in my bio :))

Google Docs

The 2023 Quote Book

*taps mic* This thing on? Haven't been here since- what- 2015?? What did I miss??

💖🌸 GODDESS OF LOVE, PASSION AND LUST 🌸💖

Figured I post this here, why not Y’know?