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Jurassic park but its Bungou Stray Dogs
Dazai tries to tame the raptors as a joke
He's disappointed when he realizes they respect him and that means that they won't fucking slaughter him
Kunikida is that one guy who's played by Samuel L Jackson that thinks that one hacker mf is an annoying piece of shit
I'm accidentally combining all the movies, but hear me out; it's funny
Chuuya is the hacker
Enemies to lovers with Dazai and Chuuya
The two children are Akutagawa and Atsushi except they are not related
Akutagawa tries pushing Atsushi into a dinosaur's mouth probably
Kunikida thinks Dazai trying to tame the raptors as a joke is stupid
shocked when it really happens
Kyouka is a raptor (Blue)
The rest of the port mafia members are all dinosaurs
Ranpo is
that one scientist guy played by Jeff Goldblum in the first movie
He thinks everyone is stupid
He thinks the whole dinosaur de-extinction project is fucking stupid
Mori probably created the whole mess
or Fitzgerald because Capatalism
Kyouka at first tries to eat Atsushi
then Atsushi asserted dominance and used taming powers
aka Dazai's 'teaching'
Now Kyouka respects him kind of
Chuuya tries to lock Dazai in the raptor cage
I mean...it works
but it failed
because the raptors are scared of Dazai
so
The T-rex that always saves the day in the end of every single movie would be
Fukuzawa
Omg... thats true heheheh
Geno , Rainbow Geno , Fucked up Geno
catching fire dash simulator
finnicksgirl Follow
my streams have been cutting all season omfg what is going on
caps4finnick Follow
cinnagirl3000 Follow
anybody heard from cinna lately?
plutarcheology Follow
Plutarch Heavensbee circa 2282
revolutionarykatniss
As if it’s not ENOUGH that yall wanna fuck the most morally bankrupt man alive who is more than complicit because he gets paid to live in luxury to ORCHESTRATE the deaths of innocents so that they’re a spectacle and don’t have the option to die even semi peacefully. as if that’s not enough. You wanna fuck him when he’s ugly?
caesarflickerwoman Follow
anyone else still thinking about how caesar and peeta were kinda ..
czrflckmn
Aren’t you the one who had the week long meltdown about peeta being overfamiliar with him
caesarflickerwoman
Well you see I’m gay and a man now
theeclove Follow
already tired of this fucking season of everlark -_- idgaf about the fucking fog
siblingvictors
DISTRICT ONE GONNA SEND THEM A CANCELLATION NOTICE!! #CASHMEREGLOSS4EVER
czrflkmn Follow
everyone looooooves to act like NOTABLE cishet peeta is so gay w caesar as if his gay cohost isn't right there.... slaying in a wig..... sending yearning glances caesar's way right before the camera cuts......
johannadykeson Follow
tbh she’s got the WORST taste in allies idek why i continue to stan. girl MAGS?
#my girl going to get slorn :/
katnissgirlsmakedo
She is choosing with her HEART she chose to save peeta in the games REMEMBERRRRRRRR she’s literally a lovergirl to the core
#lovecore #heartcore #truelove
lucygraydotcom Follow
Caesar flickerman kidn if a laughing gnome. Reblog
finnickforever Follow
I’ve supported finnick through a lot and defended them and I’ve always been proud they're from my district but honestly they went way too far by doing the salute during the interview. I can only hope that they just got caught up in the moment with everyone else doing it and obviously it’s a stressful situation but I don’t think I can continue endorsing them. I’ll be changing my url this week.
divorceekatniss Follow
hey guys i know times are tough for everyone and the capital has really cracked down but my mutual @divorceepeeta got flogged the other day and could really use some help. v3nmo here. anything helps #signalboost #mockingjay
disabledmags Follow
Tbh the baby is the saddest thing I've ever heard </3
peetaspride
Another citizen falling for capital propaganda. It's so glaringly apparent that this is made up to draw in views. The tributes undergo extensive medical examination prior to the games. They would NEVER let a pregnant woman compete.
disabledmags
As if killing children has ever stopped them before?
#We all saw him fall to protect her stomach before they even started the victory tour #Is it that ridiculous to believe two newlyweds fresh out of a life or death situation would celebrate a little carelessly?
peetaspride
If you think even the marriage is real you're stupider than I thought. Peeta spends every interview begging us to see his truth. The capital is shamelessly silencing him and "the baby" is a distraction.
peetasbabymama Follow
URL CHANGE!! faggotpeeta->peetasbabymama
cupcakeeverlark
this isnt funny. peeta's a real person with real feelings. it will never be funny to call someone a f***** as a joke. how would you feel if my url was f*****peetasbabymama?
peetasbabymama
ok
district420
isnt cupcakeeverlark literally prez snow's 12 yr old granddaughter lol
tendinghiswounds
OOMF IS 12???????????
everlarklovechild
the age is the problem here?
marriedeverlark Follow
Canon url 🎉🎊💅😁🥰♥️
beeteemp3 Follow
New content of my favorite tribute 😁😁😁
3ffietrinket
Girl there’s a 96% chance they die ?
peenick Follow
getting reports from the presidential banquet that Peeta looks gay as fuck
3v3rlark Follow
ik peeniss has been flagging w the rehearsed speeches but did anyone else see the way they looked at each other in the censored district 11 speech
rues-song
you’re STUPID she’s a capital pawn AND i fucked your mom while you were busy looking for illegal streams
senecacraneofficial Follow
rip seneca you were so babygirl </3
plutarchbaby69
so now you think we can’t fuck old men?
#this fandom is so ageist #this is prob what I get for blogging about thg tbh since # it’s literally about kids. Some of you ppl need to grow up
Existing is hard, I’m tired of this shit.
it would probably be me on any given day-
Haha, trans girls (help me think of name, I’m bad at naming)
Hi, I like pixels
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✨irony✨
Being as much of a horndog as me gets rough. Sometimes i even want to bang the pre-transition version of myself, i look at him, and it's like, wow boy your dick is big, your face is pretty, i am feeling it.
And then i remember he doesn't exist anymore :v
That's life.
i literally wrote the beginning of half of istj collection but don’t know who to finish first… what do i do
hydroboost - it reduced waste from OMOMOMOP disposable plastic bottles!
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explained to a friend that my drawing is not static. probably
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SOME FUCKER NAILED AN ENTIRE DOOR TO MY FOREHEAD WHEN I WASNT LOOKING
Lying down after a long day of doing nothing, feeling that my pillow has the wrong texture, jumping up and whispering “where is your skin??” In a horrified whisper after realizing the pillow case came off.
Taking a screenshot of a game and then trying to click on it (seconds later) mistaking it as the real game is a thing. I’m genuinely concerned at this point that I need to go to a hospital I think I’m dying
I gotta boot up a story in my head before I go to sleep so I don’t wake up with extreme overwhelming sadness
The switch between “this is the best thing I’ve ever written, I’ll never top this” to “this is the worst thing I’ve ever written, I am human garbage” is so swift and devastating. Cause what if I WANT to feel good about myself for one single second huh?? This is why we can’t have nice things.