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i just saw this
If theres a screen, there is a way.
there's always a way
I wholly believe that I could have a sitcom. Why? My life is both crappy and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.
Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.
And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.
I need a title.
MY BROTHER JUST SCREAMED "MEDS!" AND RAN HEADFIRST INTO MY ELBOW. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO FALL OFF THE SIDE OF THE BED AND SING THE FNAF THEME.
we then had to convince my mom to let me shitpost abt it on Tumblr.
yet another post abt my mom
My mother used to attend Trinity University in Chicago, Illinois. In her last semester living there, she and her roomate, Michelle, decided to break all (most of) the rules.
One of these rules was "Do not steal."
So, she and her friend decided to be ridiculous. They brought my mom's Honda Accord to the campus, grabbed a bench, put it in the car, and drove away.
To this day, we still have that bench. It sat on my front porch until last night, when my mom and I were coming back to that house to get my supplies for fending off Satan's Waterfall. She was reminiscing, and decided to 'steal' the bench from my dad.
She put it in the backseat. I didn't even notice it. So this morning/afternoon/idk, she tells me this story, and shows me the bench, sitting on my grandparents' front patio.
I'm not sure how to feel, honestly. I'm conflicted between finding it hilarious and being impressed.
just imgaine deku pulled up to the fight with bakugo wearing these because he wanted to be funny
and then it just gets so awkward when he turns around after talking about how Deku got his power
Movies, a comic 1/4
CW: lots of swearing
Movies, a comic 2/4
CW: lots of swearing
AAAnd Behold!!! Their kids XD
His fucking cup ☠️☠️ (I want it)
I also love this expression 😭
CATSCATSCATS
My silly cat doodles
I played cards against humanity, and these are the things I got.
Lemme know if I should do a follow up post, cuz I got more of these.
YALL
My family's got some pretty wild stories, but this is one of my favs
So, two of my aunts were just wanderin in the desert, as one does, and im not sure of the details but they managed to kill a rattle snake. Out of curiosity, they decided to cook it to see what rattlesnake tastes like. Once they were done, they went back home to find their VERY angry grandmother. Their grandma wasn't angry that they had killed and eaten a rattlesnake, she was mad because they used her good cast iron skillet.
Well I'm fucked (discord ship bots crazy bro)
(referring to a carrot).
Rip Zim's electricity bill with that big ass underground lab of Irken tech. 💀🙏
I post a bunch of bangers and then once those stopped blowing up I conjure up new bangers from my silly little brain like an idea wizard.