Its So Fucking Lame That People Can Have All These Weird Requests To Be Done With Their Bodies When They

It’s so fucking lame that people can have all these weird requests to be done with their bodies when they die like being buried standing up or inside a sports car or whatever but me wanting my corpse to be thrown into a forest and left to be picked clean by scavenger animals is “against the law”. Vultures eat dead animals. I’m going to be a dead animal someday. I love vultures. It’s the most straightforward choice! They’d be having a much better time than my future relatives would be at my funeral, that’s for sure. I’m not into vore, btw, this is a completely chaste wish to do something nice for some cool birds one day.

It’s my birthday :D

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