Othyrbot - Just Some Guy

i've figured out the hack to writing is to write badly so that you can eventually write good when you go back to edit. unfortunately that means that i'm going to have to go back and edit. sisyphus rolling that damn boulder up the hill emoji.

a story in 2 parts

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

muhammad fatchurofi

It’s so fucking lame that people can have all these weird requests to be done with their bodies when they die like being buried standing up or inside a sports car or whatever but me wanting my corpse to be thrown into a forest and left to be picked clean by scavenger animals is “against the law”. Vultures eat dead animals. I’m going to be a dead animal someday. I love vultures. It’s the most straightforward choice! They’d be having a much better time than my future relatives would be at my funeral, that’s for sure. I’m not into vore, btw, this is a completely chaste wish to do something nice for some cool birds one day.