I Learned That There's A Japanese Beetle That When Eaten By A Frog Will Haul Ass Through Its Digestive

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

It’s so fucking lame that people can have all these weird requests to be done with their bodies when they die like being buried standing up or inside a sports car or whatever but me wanting my corpse to be thrown into a forest and left to be picked clean by scavenger animals is “against the law”. Vultures eat dead animals. I’m going to be a dead animal someday. I love vultures. It’s the most straightforward choice! They’d be having a much better time than my future relatives would be at my funeral, that’s for sure. I’m not into vore, btw, this is a completely chaste wish to do something nice for some cool birds one day.

If you manage to cum on your ballot while in the voting booth they count your vote twice or even thrice if the load is fat enough

muhammad fatchurofi

watching the twilight movies for the first time really puts the fifty shades series into perspective b/c I always assumed that the dialogue in fifty shades is Like That because it was a bad fanfiction but honestly I think that's just something it inherited from the source material