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Georgia Miku is taking your Waffle House order 🍑
hmmmm what shall I do to my whumpees today
(the newest wip squirms as I make my whumpee take the life of a man trying to kill her >:3)
tumblr when will we get the option to reblog ads
get tricked/treated
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
chocy
Kinder Egg?
I love the "glasses are disability" thing because it applies to basically every complaint abled people have about disability
"You're not even that bad, why would you get that?" Have you ever used a magnifying glass for small details or zoomed in on a picture
"Why do you have that accommodation TODAY?" Why do you wear reading glasses when you're reading
"It seems like your 'needs' are inconsistent." Yeah and you wear sunglasses when it's sunny and not all the time
"But you can technically walk without that." Yeah and if I put the page really close to your face you could read it, it would just hurt and be hugely impractical, inconvenient, and limiting
"But you COULD go without it all the time, you don't NEED it to live." And maybe you could technically see without your glasses, doesn't mean it's comfortable or practical day to day
"If you REALLY had a hard time seeing you would have glasses." Have you ever known someone who couldn't afford a new pair of glasses? Or eye appointments? Someone who needed vision therapy or special prism glasses? Someone whose vision only gets bad during migraines or seizures? Someone with astigmatism that glasses can't help? Someone who didn't qualify for LASIK?
"You only use it when you're out in public." Have you ever gotten up to use the bathroom at night without putting on your glasses
"Decorating it is just trying to get attention, and it's a medical device so stop glamorizing it." Do you hate any patterned or colorful glasses frames too? Art with characters who wear glasses? People who make OCs with glasses? Glasses chains, prescription sunglasses, aesthetic fake glasses with tinted lenses?
"There are secretly lots of people just using aids for fun and attention." There are secretly lots of people wearing fake glasses or colored contacts for fun and attention, it does not affect you
"We need to find fakers, they're stealing disabled resources!" Someone pretending to need glasses is "taking" a seat in the front from someone who might need it more. That sucks and they shouldn't do that. But I'm not going to scrutinize every person who wears glasses to see if I think they really need that seat. You personally are not the arbiter of who is (based on the random times you've seen them) secretly not disabled
"My friend has that and doesn't act like that." Does every pair of glasses in production, or even every pair close to your prescription, work for you? Is your vision identical to every other nearsighted person?
"If you can do X why can't you do Y? Some people with that can do Y."/"But if you have that how can you do X? People with that can't usually do X." Some people are nearsighted and some people are farsighted and some people are both. Some farsighted people can read some without glasses and some can't. And good distance vision doesn't mean you don't ever need glasses, it's just an entirely different reason you'd need glasses
"You're too young to need that." And there are young people who need bifocal lenses
"Why don't you use this DIFFERENT aid though, it would look like you didn't even have an aid." Why doesn't everyone in the world wear contacts
"Why can't I/my friend/my kid play with it?" Do you let random strangers and children try on your glasses at the grocery store
"I was just trying to help, I thought you'd need a push/you were in the way." Are you cool with me suddenly pulling your glasses off your face to clean them, or because the glare was distracting me
"You'll eventually stop using it though right?" Are you planning on no longer needing glasses someday
Disabled people are free to add
I am aware this is not a 1-to-1 perfectly accurate post. Do not come into the notes trying to "um actually this isn't a perfect comparison." I know. Just don't
vampire crab?
(idk I just know they look a bit like this)
I've decided I'm gonna have a weekly crab question!
No using google lens, what crab is this?
behold my cat tsunami, the cuddliest cat there ever was
If you like cats a lot send me a photo of your cat
or your friends cat
or a stock photo of a cat
Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #caretaker twice a day.
i moved out of Maryland two months ago you're like the third on the list for me
hey uh I noticed someone on here calling you a ‘small, unimportant state’ and felt like I should bring it to your attention D:
D: WHAT
bathroom drawer
recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours
yes *proceeds to write way too much violence*
You ever just... yell about #tw knife??
i actually love a mixture of the last two. They know *who* has Whumpee. but can't find clues about *where* they are. Not even Whumpee, only Whumper and their henchmen know, and maybe even then, only a set number of henchmne know.
rb if you support women in STEM (sadism, torture, evil, menacing)
@maryland-officially do what you do best
Is it even humanly possible to get 1.billion notes?
Errrrm
Could I have some help to find out maybe?~
Pls
@stormingchaos12 @mrchaosman @moonmoth-art @clowny-rolls @fandomhasrottedme @100percentevil @sillyjesters
@anyoneelsewhogonnahelpmethx
Like, spam the comment area, reblog, etc, do whatever but let's try to make it to one billion 🎱 for no reason
@the-real-catholic-church @maryland-no-rabies @marylandaccountx3 @maryland-officially
quickly
well. I appear to need outside motivation to do this. So. 10k notes and I’ll tell my parents I thibk I have adhd and autism and anxiety and I wanna get tested. I really do wanna get tested but I really don’t wanna tell them so since this pRoBaBlY wOnT hApPeN
OH and I’ll also tell them I’m genderqueer as a bonus
no rules. Spam as much as you want tag as many people as yuo want idgaf
edit: 10k bc wgat the fack not yet
@0ddityyy @ilikecheeseandchocolatee @incognito-mode-official @shakespeare-official-account @the-real-google
@the-real-starbucks @udnergecko @real-antonio-vivaldi
appeals to a tiny audience on here but whatever
what if Mr. Jalapeno / Jay Herrans himself had a fucking Tumblr account where he just whumps oddeyseus. to death or smthg
like "Mr-jalapeno-whumps
oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me
i wanna know why my followers follow me feel free to answer if not a follower
Like if you’re a #whump torture fan, reblog if you’re a #whump writing fan.