Mr Jalapeo - Tumblr Posts

Erm...is there an odyssues page? He needs to see this immediately-

Reblog if you've been away from home for about 12 years or so /ref

JORGE IM DYING WITG YOUR RESPONSES MAN WE LOVE YOU

Jorge answers questions on his Instagram!

This was a couple of day ago! Sorry I forgot to post these sooner, but I absolutely love his responses!

JORGE IM DYING WITG YOUR RESPONSES MAN WE LOVE YOU

Jorge answers questions on his Instagram!

This was a couple of day ago! Sorry I forgot to post these sooner, but I absolutely love his responses!

Mr Jalapeño, yesterday: the wisdom saga will release sometime in the next few months

Mr jalapeño, today: yall have 3 weeks to prepare yourselves.

Also, MICO is telemachus :)

Penelope and Odysseus matching eachothers freak by commiting crimes is something I need to see maybe in the epic universe

Like I know all the songs are fixed but Mr. jalapeño did say that he might make a prequel about eurylochus so maybe one about them courting eachother by commiting crimes can also be done

Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)

appeals to a tiny audience on here but whatever

what if Mr. Jalapeno / Jay Herrans himself had a fucking Tumblr account where he just whumps oddeyseus. to death or smthg

like "Mr-jalapeno-whumps

oh also i got dragged into epic

blame titi

You too? Well WELCOME TO THE CULT!!! IM SO HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE JOINED!! ANOTHER WINION!!

AND WHAT IF I'M THE MONSTER?

Lurking deep belowww....

This was me yesterday singing from the top of my lungs!!!! hahaha

I´M SO EXCITED!!!!!!

APRIL 26TH, LET´S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(⊙_⊙;)

UNDERWORLD SAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Art!

The Underworld SagÁ COVER ALBUM

The new post of mr Jalapeño drives me insane

LIKE WTH

ELPENOR WANTED TO LEAVE PERIMEDES BEHIND BECAUSE APPARENTLY PERIMEDES IS DEPRESSED⁉️ AND ELPENOR JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIM HAPPY 😭

“You don’t know him like i do” Something you wanna say to the room Elpenor?

These two fictional/ancient greek men that got cut are making me mentally ill wth.

Anyways just wanted to get that out of my head bc my friend is getting tired of me rambling abt these two 🥲

Scylla

I definitely was NOT listening to Scylla from Epic the musical so here’s my unfinished Scylla sketches

PLEASE I JUST WANT TO BLARE GOD GAMES

10 MORE MINS LETS GOOOOOOO

WISDOM SAGA BITCHES FUCK YEEEEEEEEEESSSS

Mr Jalepeño

Jay

Jorge

Mr PAM-PAM

….

why did you end it there..?

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN ODY TRIED TO JUMP OF A CLIFF??????

alright back to comic panels

I keep getting side tracked anyway I thought my epic lovers would like this little relatable post

EPIC THE MUSICAL FANDOM, LISTEN UP. WE HAVE A MISSION

You know that the Wisdom saga is gonna release on august 30th. Well, here is our mission.

In celebration of it, the epic the musical tag must be on #1 on the tumblr tag leader board thingy for that week. Spread the word by rebloging, fellow winions. FOR WE WILL RISE.

And if you are in the epic discord server, tell them if you want.

GOOD LUCK

My face when I'm in public: *normal*

My headphones: WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS HE?! KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN HE'S AIMING FOR THE TORCHES!

Odysseus: I saw you as a friend!

Athena: I'm not looking for a friend!

Also Athena, a few songs later: I had a friend before...

In Charybdis, when Ody sang " I don't even have to kill you. I just have to avoid you", he sounded so idk happy? Like for once he doesn't have to kill someone just to get home. Since Troy Saga, he always had to kill or sacrifice someone just to survive. Now, all he had to do is avoid.

I'm still playing the snippet and I will not apologize for it

I find it funny how Hades had to deal with a singer who wants to see his wife.

Then later see a man bring in a whole choir to sing about how he needs to see his wife.