Hey, Uh, This Was Sarcasm. I Appreciate The Numbers Going Up But Can Porn Bots Please Stop Following

Hey, uh, this was sarcasm. I appreciate the numbers going up but can porn bots please stop following me?

I’m so happy that porn blogs keep following me and my art account 🙄 thank you so much Tumblr.

Went to the dentist for the fifth time in two months, spoiler alert- I have bad teeth. I got my last round of fillings and, unfortunately, they took my silver filling and replaced it. I understand why it was done but I do miss it terribly. I had it for so long that it’s what I knew. It’s very different to see a white filling in its place.

No thoughts, head empty.

A tired and headache fueled self sketch head portrait for the funs.

Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

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➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.

“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”

I told myself that I wouldn’t ever use alcohol markers. But here I am. Eleven sets of alcohol markers later.

I actually really liked this movie lol sorry I’m late lol