If You Could Only Choose One Weapon, What Would It Be?

If you could only choose one weapon, what would it be?

"An excellent question. As I was taught by General Aokar as a youth, and later my sister, Ehani--I prefer most of their method of battle, with a Scimitar. I do not use a shield, however, and my blade is larger and heavier than most; The initial impact is usually enough to stun, knock down, or if you are unprepared, slice in half."

"He’s a 10 but won’t give me smoochy smooches when I’m bored at work because apart paperwork is more apeeling than ME, the MAIN PEEL."

"Koh, I already told you I will give you a kiss when I am finished with this contract. Have a snack, be good, and wait for me, please."

Do you remember the first time you took a life?

"The first time I took a life was nothing so grand; I was part of a hunt to replenish supplies for the city, when I was twelve. I needed to learn all of the skills necessary to survive, and rebuild Gerudo should anything ever happen. So, I was taught to kill for food, and how to dress the kill, and how to best cut meat from the bone. I do know basic cooking skills, but it is not a pleasure of mine."

"Fantasies? Pulling me into the corner of the palace. A dark corner where there may be someone that passes, using your fingers to pull up my dress and taking me right then and there. Showing me how much you love me until I'm a broken mess with a hoarse throat from screaming your name. That is but only one fantasy of mine, ne t'sorra."

Tell me your fantasies

A chuckle leaves him, sounding almost breathless--because of course he knows who this is.

"Is that so? Well, I happen to have some free time for my wife... Why don't we make what you fantasize a reality, my little desert flower?"

Cunty

“He’s a ten, but he confuses me on why he wanted to know I thought he was attractive.”

"I suppose it will forever remain a mystery."

Cheeky bastard.

"You're smart, Amaron; You can infer the reasons why, I'm sure. I have faith in you."