Like Real People Do, Chapter 4.5
Like Real People Do, Chapter 4.5

Gale Dekarios x Named! Tav x Astarion AncunĂn
Chapter Synopsis: Gale is captivated by the wild mage that saved his life. He knows he's falling in love even though he's living on borrowed time and that's not fair to anyone.
Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three. Chapter Four.
Read on ao3.
Notes: OooOOhhHH, it's a chapter from Gale's perspective. Definitely not required for the full narrative, but also definitely an itch my brain wanted to scratch.
Learn more about my Tav, Seraphina.
Chapter 4.5: Feels Like Magic
As Gale blinked awake that morning, he knew two things â it was early, and his body was still incredibly sore from the previous dayâs conflicts. With it being so early, he was positive that he would be able to indulge in a soak in the river before anyone else woke up with questions about food for the day.
Slowly, wincing and huffing in pain all the while, Gale gathered his bathing oils into a small pouch and prepared to leave his tent. He nudged his head through his tent flap and blinked to adjust to the soft yellows and harsh oranges of the sunâs first rays. His shoulders had just crossed the threshold when Gale noticed the mortifying sight on the opposite side of camp.
There, past the ash of the long-dead campfire, was Seraphina, her crimson and onyx hair tousled, while Astarion had an alabaster hand delicately holding her cheek. Gale felt a blanket of dread cover him from head to toe as he watched Seraphina dreamily blink up at the vampire, like she was completely entranced. When he saw her push up and their lips touched, he wished the ground would swallow him whole as he quickly turned back into his tent.
Gale was wise enough to admit to himself that he had undeniably developed feelings for Seraphina and that it was an objectively quite foolish thing for him to have allowed this attraction to take root and consume his heart.
When that generous individual grabbed Galeâs hand from the other side of the portal, he could feel the Weave flowing beneath their skin, sharp and powerful as if heâd been shocked â unmistakably the arcane power of a caster. He wasnât sure who he would see on the other side, but he wasnât prepared for who he had to thank for saving his life in the slightest. The source of the powerful magic heâd felt was a petite tiefling woman with scarlet skin, hypnotizing bright orange eyes, and plump cherry-red painted lips surrounding a wide smile that made him blush.
If he was being honest with himself, Gale was enchanted by Seraphina from the moment he saw her. He took in her features as she scrambled to her feet after the force of pulling him out of the portal sent her tumbling. Instead of looking confused, disturbed, or angry, she just looked curious and amazed.
âHello! Iâm Gale of Waterdeep,â he proclaimed as he reached for Seraphinaâs hand. He could feel magic crackling in the air around her and, as his hands closed around hers, it felt like he was holding a strand of the Weave itself â warm, familiar, safe.Â
âApologies, Iâm usually better at this,â Gale pulled back, scratching his neck with one hand to try and replace the sensation that was flowing under his skin after touching her.
âAt introductions?â the woman laughed, brushing dirt from her robes.Â
âAt magic,â he smiled. It was only now that he noticed the black-haired half-elf standing behind her.
âWell, Iâm SeraphinaâŠof Baldurâs Gate. Pleasure to meet you, Gale of Waterdeep,â the tiefling gave a little bow and seemed confident, but Gale knew from what heâd read of tiefling tail body language that she was nervous from how her red appendage curled inwards and nearly wrapped around her leg.
As startled as Gale was by being kidnapped by a mind flayer ship and being infected with a tadpole, it was somewhat comforting to now be taking on the task of finding a healer with other survivors. As they walked, Seraphina focused in on his use of portals, asking questions as quickly as an arrow loosed from an expert archerâs bow. âHow did you make that portal?â
âHow were you able to cast that while falling?â
âDid it require any material components?â
Finally, he interrupted. âYouâre not versed in magic, are you?â
Seraphina paused and let out a sharp laugh as if she couldnât believe he was asking it. âMagic runs in my very veins.â
Oh. Of course. She was a sorcerer.Â
âAh, well, my apologies. I should have asked if youâre studied in magic. Which you are not.â
Seraphinaâs smile dropped into a scowl, and she rolled her eyes.
âWhat you wizards lack in social skills, survival capabilities, and pure arcane power, you make up for by being as insufferable as possible.â Seraphina picked up her pace and spoke again before Gale could reply. âLetâs look for more survivors of the crash.â
It hardly mattered that she wasnât formally trained in magic as Gale quickly learned when they stumbled upon goblins attacking adventurers outside the Emerald Grove. The raw power that Gale felt was on full display as Seraphina eviscerated their foes. As if that wasnât enough, this new ally continued to impress him over and over again.Â
She showed remarkable bravery and diplomacy as she connected with Zevlor, urging him to ignore Aradinâs taunting, as she stepped between a crossbow and a goblin prisoner, and when she talked Kagha into releasing Arabella. She even reacted to Nettieâs poison attempt with almost odd patience, leaning into empathy and being understanding of Nettieâs stream of thought.
Seeing how level-headed and kind she was made it easy for Gale to tell a nugget of the truth about his condition. Of course, kind soul that she was, she jumped to offer her healing magic. Part of him expected an adventured traveler like her to be more upset at having to part with magical items, but she agreed to help him without needing convincing. Of course, naturally, she had a million questions, but Gale was grateful that she was able to control her curiosity.Â
He didnât have it in him yet to admit how dangerous he was. Gale knew his odds of removing the tadpole were higher with this group and, as long as the orb remained stabilized, heâd be able to keep himself from becoming a threat. At least, until the tadpole was removed and then he could find somewhere isolated to await his fate.Â
There was also the very selfish desire to want to spend time with Seraphina. He was quite enjoying getting to spend every night deep in conversation with her, with only the moon and the stars as witnesses. After all, with how much she was sacrificing to keep him alive, the least he could offer her was good company, right?
As they traveled together and grew closer, Gale struggled to swallow a seed of insecurity as Seraphina shared anecdotes about her past, specifically past lovers whenever a random circumstance, place, or item reminded her of them.
A statue in the Grove reminded Seraphina of a druid lover from Amn who kept a similar fox statue in her tent.
A SelĂ»nite necklace in a destroyed village made her recall a lover who followed the Moonmaiden so passionately that she refused to make love during the day.Â
Alfira reminded her of a bard she used to travel with that wrote a new song for her every morning.Â
Seraphina was an adventuring cleric by trade and wandered the Sword Coast and occasionally across FaerĂ»n, accompanying parties on their journeys to bestow blessings from Tymora for safety and success. She had had dozens of loves in her travels, and she didnât shy away from flirtation, which only made it harder to sidestep outright rejecting or accepting her advances.
Gale saw and felt her desire that night in the Weave and he was nearly ready to sacrifice the lives of everyone in camp, nearby in the Grove, and all the souls around them for just a few moments of kissing her and feeling her lips against his own.Â
But Seraphina didnât know the truth of him, his failure. If she did, she wouldnât want him. Even if they miraculously removed the mind flayer tadpoles from their brains, with the orb, he wouldnât be alive much longer. Why would she waste her time with and risk her safety for someone whose death was on the horizon?Â
Despite his best attempts to stay focused, Seraphina very quickly became a distraction. As they took their walks together, he often found himself unable to look away from the sway of her wide hips beneath her blue and silver robes. Or he would face the embarrassment of being caught staring at her red painted lips as she spoke. Or he would do something stupid in the name of keeping her from harm.
When they were battling Auntie Ethel in her lair, Seraphina experienced a wild magic surge that polymorphed her into a sheep, making her unable to see the mine directly in front of her snout.
Galeâs arm was raised, prepared to send several magic missiles at Auntie Ethel and finish the fight until he saw sheep Seraphina stumbling in the direction of the mine. He felt as if someone was squeezing his heart from inside his chest as time slowed down. He turned and ran towards her, pushing her away from the explosive. In that second, Auntie Ethel, with a cackle, duplicated herself once again, her clones surrounding them in the lair.
âWhat were you thinking, Gale? Arenât you the super smart one here?â Karlach scolded later as they stood over the hagâs corpse, the entire group exhausted and nearly beaten after the day theyâd had. âSeraphina wouldâve been fine. A soldier taking a hit happens, but it doesnât mean we have to abandon our course.â
âWeâre all okay, arenât we? And Ethel is dead, so itâs fine,â Seraphina spoke up. âIâm quite glad Gale was thinking of me. Now, letâs go check on those people she had trapped here.â
She had saved Gale from needing to explain his actions. What would he have even said? What battle strategy pushed him to not take aim at the enemy? As they made their way back to the top of the hagâs lair, even with Seraphina safe in front of him, he could still feel the fear that had gripped him when he saw her nearly step onto that mine. He wanted to take her into his arms, but, while his body had been spurred to action on its own earlier, it froze now.
He was unable to speak to her for the rest of the day. As he handed her dinner that night, he avoided her eyes, but then she did the worst and best possible thing. As Gale kept his eyes on the bowl, she, with her hands that could eliminate as easily as they could heal, touched his hand, her fingers sliding up his wrist and under his sleeve.Â
Gale could feel his heart thumping wildly in his chest.
âGale,â she said, and he wanted to hear her voice say his name a hundred more times.
He looked up and her amber eyes pulled him in, trapped in them as if it was a sweet honey trap that he fell for.Â
âYes?â
âThank you for keeping me from blowing myself up today. Polymorph is really the most frustrating wild magic effect of all of them,â she laughed.
âOf course. I am quite glad that you are alright.âÂ
âDo you think we could talk tonight after everyone else goes to sleep? I would really enjoy some alone time with you,â she whispered. Gale could see every detail of her face â the way she blinked up at him through her lashes, the seductive smirk of her full lips, and the way her nails lightly ran along his skin as she grabbed the bowl and pulled her hand away.Â
âPerhaps,â he smiled, knowing full well that he couldnât talk to her tonight because if they were alone, surely the orb would erupt. He turned and ate his dinner on the other side of the campfire. He couldnât keep talking to her, not until he got himself under control. He felt like he wouldnât be able to speak to her without all the words he wanted to say pouring out of him.Â
You are becoming so very dear to me.
I want to spend nearly all my time with you.
If we were not at risk of turning into mind flayers, if I was not already destined for destruction, if we had more time, I would show you every wonder all the planes have to offer.
You occupy my thoughts from the moment that I open my eyes to when they close for the night, only for my dreams to be filled with images of you. All that to say that you never leave my mind. You have enthralled me.
Gale was all too aware before he had even witnessed that intimate moment between Astarion and Seraphina that he wasnât the only one in their little band of tadpoled misfits who was interested in their leader. It was hard not to notice that Astarion had been spending more time with her. He didnât trust a single thing that the vampire said, but it was obvious his honeyed words had lured the wild mage straight into the predatorâs jaws.Â
âSo, Gale, how is your hopeless pining going?âÂ
Galeâs head snapped to look at Astarion, his smirk looking even more smug than usual. They were standing in the goblin camp, surrounded by filth and debauchery. Seraphina, Shadowheart, and Karlach were giving their rapt attention to the performance of that poor kidnapped bard. Laeâzel and Wyll had wandered to bargain with a goblin trader.
Gale thought once again of the kiss heâd seen that morning. Did Astarion know that Gale had seen it?
âIâm not sure what you mean. Itâs been more than a year since Mystra cast me out,â Gale replied.
Astarion chuckled.
âMy dear wizard, I wasnât talking about Mystra. Though the person Iâm referring to is still quite magical.â The vampire wasnât looking at him anymore. Gale followed his gaze, fully knowing where it was going, and he felt his breath hitch anyway as he looked at Seraphina. She was applauding the bard, a big smile on her face.Â
âShe is magical. I think many of us see that, but it seems you wasted no time in pursuing your quarry.â
âThere really wasnât much pursuit required. She enjoys pleasure, a good time, and embraces her desires. Sheâs a priestess, not a wizard after all.â
Seraphina turned on her heel and Galeâs retort died in his throat. Her face was that of sharp determination, her jaw set as she leaned forward and whispered to them.
âWe have a bard, an owlbear cub, and a druid to save,â she declared.
Astarion scoffed and rolled his eyes. âYou really insist on creating more unnecessary labor for us at every turn,â he complained.
Gale simply smiled at her.
âLead on, my friend.â
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Like Real People Do, Chapter 1
Gale Dekarios x Named! Tav
Synopsis: Seraphina has spent the last 2 years trying to wield her wild magic as life keeps trying to knock her down. After being infected on the nautiloid, she's been presented with her biggest problem and greatest adventure so far. Through the trials of trying to save herself and the city she calls home, she makes new friends, falls in love, and begins to finally understand what it means to trust in luck and her lady Tymora. Already posted this to ao3 and I'm re-learning Tumblr after years away, so it's time to put this here! Notes: It's my first time publishing my writing on the internet in almost a decade, but the BG3 brainrot is real and has demanded it.
Learn more about my Tav, Seraphina.
Includes dialogue directly from BG3. ______________________________________________________________ Chapter 1: Friendly Competition
The gentle hum of the river. The quiet crackling of the nearby fire. The subtle rustling of the leaves as the wind gently blew.
Seraphina leaned into the ambiance around her in camp as she kneeled in the sand on the riverbank and did her nightly prayer to Tymora, her Lady Luck pendant clutched tightly between her hands. Her faith in Tymora had, admittedly, started to waver in the last few years, but the latest state-of-affairs that Seraphina had been thrust into truly made her feel as if the entire foundation that she had been raised on was crumbling.
Just three tendays ago, Seraphina had set out from her parentsâ home in Baldurâs Gate for yet another contract with plenty of blessings and well wishes from her family â in fact, an overabundance of them since the last time she left home, she ended up in Avernus. A tenday ago, she had stopped in the city of Yartar for supplies when the nautiloid appeared above the city and began abducting people off of the streets. Now, every plan she had for her life had seemingly evaporated with the death sentence of a mind flayer tadpole in her skull. Her magic and her goddess couldnât save her, or perhaps Tymora refused to intervene.
The tiefling wanted more than anything to turn tail and run back to the warmth of her family while she still had time left. But that wasnât what a Hellwhisper was supposed to do. None of her siblings had ever abandoned one of their adventures, no matter how perilous it became.
But none of them had ever encountered a mind flayer or been infected with a tadpole, Seraphina thought bitterly.
Seraphina wasnât quite sure what to make of the situation she had found herself in, much less of the people who had, for better or worse, become her traveling companions: the gith, the fellow tiefling who had fought on the frontlines of the Blood War, the mysterious cleric, the righteous warlock, the flirtatious pale elf that had recently revealed he was actually a vampire, and the gods damned egoistical wizard of all people.
Seraphina had encountered her fair share of wizards on her adventures and wasnât a huge fan of them. They all thought they were better than Seraphina, a natural-born sorcerer. Gale honestly didnât seem too different as he carefully and pointedly distinguished himself from Seraphina when it came to conversations about magic around camp. She had to fully bite her tongue to keep from snapping at him when he made a remark about her wild magic after fighting the goblins at the gate of the Emerald Grove, when mid-battle a wild magic surge enlarged everyone around Seraphina.
They have no idea who I used to be, Seraphina thought as she closed her eyes for longer, clasped her hands tighter, and prayed harder. My Lady Tymora, this trial has to be over now, surely? Have I not shown my perseverance and dedication in the face of the most bizarre odds and chances? Is this wild magic truly the best way to serve you, even now with a tadpole in my head?
Selfishly, a new reason she wanted her old magic back was to prove herself to Gale. Unfortunately, he had taken up a lot of her headspace since their first meeting.
âHello! Iâm Gale of Waterdeep,â The newly appeared man shook Seraphinaâs hand as she looked, befuddled, from him to the portal in the rock that she had just pulled him from.
âApologies, Iâm usually better at this,â Gale scratched the back of his neck sheepishly.
âAt introductions?â Seraphina joked, brushing dirt from her robes that had appeared after she and Gale fell to the ground.
âAt magic,â He smiled. She felt her heart skip a beat. Â
âWell, Iâm SeraphinaâŠof Baldurâs Gate. Pleasure to meet you, Gale of Waterdeep,â She awkwardly replied. If she was telling the truth, she felt every usually charismatic bone in her body turn to mush as she took in the tall, handsome man standing in front of her. And she could feel the very essence of magic flowing around him? What a catch.
âI hope Iâm not interrupting anything,â came a voice from behind Seraphina. She whipped her head around and saw Gale approaching with two quarterstaffs in hand.
âI was just finishing up,â she smiled.
âPraying for Tymora to send an overdue stroke of good luck our way, I hope,â Gale grinned.
âFortune favors the bold, Gale. Lady Luck will help us find this Halsin and return him to his Grove, curing our tadpoles along the way. Sheâs never failed me before,â Seraphina replied as she rose to her feet and walked over to him, putting her Tymoran necklace back around her neck.
âHave you followed Tymora your whole life?â Gale asked.
âYes. As my sisters and brothers did before me, as did my parents, grandparents, and their parents before them. We were all raised in the same temple to service Our Smiling Lady,â Seraphina said excitedly. âBut I imagine youâre not here to listen to me babble on about my goddess. Is there something I can help you with?â
âI could listen to you talk for hours, Seraphina, but yes, there was something,â Gale replied, blissfully unaware that he was making Seraphina blush furiously with such a simple statement. âWith your natural gift of magic and less of a talent for a blade, I was hoping that you might be in the mood to help me with a small task,â Gale grinned.
âAnd what would that be?â
âWould you be amenable to a little friendly sparring to cap off our night?â
Seraphina laughed. âI would be, but Iâll have you know my weapon of preference is a glaive.â She thought sadly of her favorite glaive that had slipped from her holster as she sprinted to try and escape the tentacles of the nautiloid. It had been a gift from someone she would rather forget, so maybe it wasnât too much of a loss.
Gale turned and led Seraphina closer to an empty patch of land near the campfire.
âI will have to keep my eyes peeled for a glaive then, my dear sorcerer,â Gale continued. Seraphina felt her face grow hot and she tried to ignore it as he handed her one of the quarterstaffs.
Seraphina braced herself firmly on her feet, the quarterstaff diagonal to her body, and carefully lowered herself into a defensive stance. âGive me all youâve got,â she curved her hands, beckoning him.
Gale started with a swing directly at Seraphinaâs legs, which Seraphina smoothly dodged, dragging her feet along the dirt in a simple arch. She immediately retraced that arch and, with a thwack, hit Gale on the back before spinning and resuming her defensive stance a few feet behind him.
âI said âgive me all youâve got,â wizard,â Seraphina teased. Gale winced as he stood and turned to face her. âI take it you donât have too much combat experience?â
Gale chuckled. âWizards have towers for a reason,â he replied, carefully dodging a direct answer as well as a swing from Seraphina. âI assume this isnât your first perilous adventure?â
âFar from it. Iâve used magic and a blade or two to fight pirates,â
Gale swung and Seraphina blocked with her quarterstaff, immediately pushing back and swinging at his ankles. He jumped over it.
âHags,â Seraphina curved her body in a crescent shape to avoid his next attack.
Seraphina swung upwards, knocking Galeâs staff out of his hands, and placing the butt of the staff against his chest. âAnd I was fighting for my life in Avernus not too long before the nautiloid,â Seraphina finished.
She was crouching down and looking up at him. They were both breathing heavily, having already been exhausted from todayâs events of defeating the Harpies at the Grove. Gale looked down at her and Seraphinaâs breath caught in her throat as she took in his features, illuminated by the campfire. The gray hairs that blended in almost seamlessly with his long, thick brown hair. The orange of the fire made his brown eyes look like they were blazing.
With Galeâs slightly lifted eyebrows and intense gaze, she could detect a swirl of emotions in his eyes. Admiration. A little fear?
âYou like to live dangerously,â Gale said breathlessly.
âHigh risk, high reward,â Seraphina laughed.
She felt a singular bead of sweat drip down her neck and chest, disappearing behind the laces of her nightshirt, and she watched as Galeâs eyes followed it. Seraphina suddenly felt like her entire body was itching as she shifted. Galeâs eyes snapped up to meet hers and he instantly flushed , taking a step back and ending the moment that truthfully only lasted mere seconds. She turned, picked up his staff, and thrust it into his hands.
âAgain. I want you to knock me down or disarm me before we finish,â She smirked.
It took 30 minutes and several tries, but as Seraphinaâs eyelids grew heavier, finally, Gale did it. With a firm sweep to the back of her calves, she tumbled to the dirt and, as she fell, Gale knocked the staff from her hands. He mimicked her earlier movements, pressing the end of his staff against her chest.
âMragreshem,â She playfully cursed at him as he chuckled.
âMission accomplished,â Gale proudly smirked. Seraphina nodded, panting. He reached out a hand to help her up. She took it and as he helped her up, she swayed backward.
Galeâs hand pressed against her lower back to steady her, and she leaned forward, Seraphinaâs hands landing on his chest. With how close he was, she inhaled his intoxicating scent of parchment, books, and sandalwood. Her eyes caught his and he smiled at her when, suddenly, the markings on his chest, neck, and face began to glow a dull purple.
Just as quickly as he caught her, he stepped away, still smiling, but he looked like he was in pain, his eyes squinting as if he was holding back a wince. The glowing ceased. Seraphinaâs eyes widened as she realized there was something magical in Galeâs chest.
âGale, are you alright?â Seraphina stepped forward, a hand outstretched and Gale subtly leaned away. Â
âPerfectly fine. I believe I have kept both of us from sleep quite long enough. Thank you for helping me get a little bit sharper in my staff handling,â He smiled.
âYouâre welcome. Good night, Gale,â She returned his smile. Gale nodded curtly and Seraphina couldâve sworn he nearly ran into his tent. She was no stranger to rendering people speechless, but Gale seemed positively terrified of her.
She stood there for a moment, processing before she turned to head to her own tent.
What if heâs not usually attracted to tieflings? Does he act nice with me and the other tieflings at the Emerald Grove just to turn around and call us foulbloods behind our back? Seraphina thought.
As she was about to enter her tent, she noticed Astarion out of the corner of her eye. He waved her over and Seraphina crossed the camp to stand before him.
âI thought the wizard might keep you occupied all night. You know, Iâve been thinking about you.â Astarion grinned. âAnd that delicious moment we shared the other night.â Seraphina felt her stomach flip. She had butterflies around Astarion, and she couldnât quite tell if it was exclusively because of his flirtatious way of speaking, or the fact that he reminded her of someone she shouldnât still allow to be occupying her thoughts.
âThe moment you bit me?â She asked.
Astarion nodded. âThe very same. Iâve had this condition for two centuries, but truth be told?â He broke their eye contact and fiddled with his fingers. He took a deep breath. âYou were my first.â
âWhat an esteemed honor. I hope my blood was satisfying,â She smiled.
âYou were delectable. And now I just canât help but wonder how the others taste.â
Seraphina dramatically gasped and clutched at her heart. âYouâre looking at other necks? Iâm hurt,â She pouted.
Astarion, for how prickly he was at first, was truly quite silly beneath it all. It only endeared Seraphina more.
âDonât worry, thereâs enough of me to go around. Iâm a man of tremendous appetites,â Astarion smoothly replied. The way that he looked at her from under his lashes made her feel like lightning was coursing just underneath her skin. As she held his gaze, Astarionâs eyes began to shift from their beautiful crimson to the bright blue ones that haunted her dreams. She blinked a few times to push the image away.
âIn the spirit of theoretical questions - if you had to take a bite from one of our companions, who would it be?â Astarion mused.
 âAh, I love pondering hypotheticals with you in the dead of night,â Seraphina laughed, recalling when he asked how she would like to be killed. âGale, no question.â
âA refined palate, but such an underwhelming answer coming from you, darling,â
âAnd what makes you say that?â
âI took you for someone who likes to take risks, live dangerously.â
âWould Laeâzel have been a more acceptable answer? Or you?â
Astarion smirked at her. âDarling, donât expose all your lustful desires at once. Letâs try to leave room for a little suspense,â he winked.
Seraphina grinned wickedly. She hadnât had fun like this in so long.
âSilly me. The buildup is the best part,â she whispered flirtatiously.
âIf you think the buildup is the best, wait until you experience the conclusion I have in mind,â Astarion quipped. âBut itâs late. Iâd better go find something I can sink my teeth into. Sweet dreams,â Astarion brushed the back of his hand down Seraphinaâs arm as he turned and headed into the woods.
âGood hunting!â She called out after him.
Sleep came easy. She knew that she couldnât allow herself to develop feelings for anyone or get attached, not with the tadpole threatening all of their lives.
But wasnât that all the more reason to have a little fun?



âHoney, just put your sweet lips on my lips
We should just kiss
Like real people doâ
Can we take a minute to discuss that GALE calls his TRESSYM a CAT which is the only context heâs given us for who she is, and then he goes on this eloquent diatribe about he and Taraâs favorite things like a man in love and then when we ASK him if heâs talking about his CAT, he gets OFFENDED and tells us sheâs a TRESSYM when HE IS THE ONE who introduced her to us as a CAT?
Sorry. Just funky little things Iâve noticed in my play through where Iâm romancing Gale.
Also also, I love Tara. Sheâs so sassy and perfect.








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