The New Content Aphmau Is Making Does Aaron So Dirty. The Aaron I Know Isn't A Dick To Others, He's A

The new content Aphmau is making does Aaron so dirty. The Aaron I know isn't a dick to others, he's a broken man who just wants to love and just wants to be free but every time he thinks he's finally gotten away, he's dragged right back to the horrific, traumatic place he started. He's a man who has always wanted to be normal, who found that girl who made him feel like a normal person, only for her to be forced away from him every chance she could be. The Aaron I know isn't an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE-

Happy pride month! I will be giving you all my pride headcanons

Aphmau: Pansexual

Travis: Bisexual (prefers women)

Lucinda: Lesbian

Garroth: Demiromantic bisexual (has no idea who he prefers)

Zane: Genderfluid straight (sometimes lesbian)

Laurence: Trans ftm, bisexual (prefers men)

Ein: Pansexual

Sasha: Omnisexual poly (prefers women)

Zenix: Bisexual poly (prefers men)

Gene: Panromantic asexual poly

Dante: Bisexual (prefers women)

Hanami (Kawaii~Chan): Trans mtf

Ivy: Bisexual (prefers men)

Canonically queer

Katelyn: Bisexual (prefers men)

Teony: Lesbian

Melissa: Lesbian

Miku May 2024

W - Watermelon Miku

Btw you guys should totally check this out, it's lyrics written by my girlfriend

I present to you, Garroth romeave, a mystreet fansong based on prince ali (normality is my specialty)

Ivy's friend group: Make way! For Garroth romeave! Stay away! From Garroth romeave!

Ivy: Hey, clear the way in this great big hall! Hey you, let him through! He's beloved by all so watch him walk but make sure to keep your distance...

Make way dumb teachers! Sound the speakers, break some beakers!! You're gonna love my guy!

Garroth romeave, fabulous he, my brand new boyfriend.

Show some respect or I'll slit your neck! Definitely...

Now scream in a frantic craze; his looks put you in a daze!

Quick! Come support the captain of the baseball team!

Garroth romeave! Mighty is he!and those 2 nobodies (referring to vlyad and zane)

Best player on his great team! A sight to see...

He easily breaks through wood doors! If one were to date him, they'd score!

(Spoken) And who is in that position?

(Sung) why, only me!

Ivy and ensemble: he's got 75 golden trophies!

Platinum baseballs, he has 53

Ivy: When it comes to his nice tooth enamel...

They're pearly white! Bright as a light!

Ivy and ensemble: Garroth is perfect as can be!

Ivy: Garroth romeave! Yes it is he, the loved and admired.

That physique! How can I speak? Weak at the knee!

Come and admire him fast! Unless you're a short stubby brat. Who has black hair and brown eyes specifically...

Ensemble: he's got 1 younger asthmatic brother! And to view him he charges no fee!

Zane: *flips them off*

He has nothing but A's on his record!

An upper classman, he's strong and slim, our fair ivy just wants you to see romeave!

Garroth romeave!

Ivy and ensemble: Garroth romeave! Amorous he, ivy's/my new boyfriend!

Ivy to teacher in the room: heard you made your hardest test high on cocaine.

And that good students is why he got dolled up and dropped by

Ivy and ensemble: With letterman jackets and smarts in store, with his trophies and baseballs and fans and more

He's got them all and some more but its now time to end 'cus we've no more rhymes for Ivy's man Garroth!!

made another one