Stuffie Death Grip Dont Want To Lose Her In My Sleep

stuffie death grip 🧸 don’t want to lose her in my sleep

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What to say to a little one who thinks she’s a big girl

“Has the big girl made a little tinkle in her diaper? I think she has…”

“Are you sure you don’t want me to put your juice in a bottle? Daddy won’t be happy if you spill it everywhere.”

“But big girls don’t need cuddles and a story before bedtime, I thought you were a big girl!”

“No, no, I understand you’re big now, Daddy just needs to check why your nappy is sagging so much at the back…”

“You better eat all that food I’ve made you, because if Daddy finds out you can’t finish your big girl dinner, you’ll be right over my knee for a spanking. Then we’ll see what a ‘big girl’ you are.”

“What? You want your binky and teddy bear? But you’re all grown up now, only babies need their binky, don’t they?”

“I know, sweetie, don’t get upset. It’s hard pretending to be a grown-up like Daddy, isn’t it? I think you’re better off staying little for a bit longer.”

thinking about caregivers confiscating cellphones, wallets, and housekeys to replace with plastic toys and chocolate coins….taking away cosmetics and jewelry to replace with play pretend makeup palettes and candy necklaces….swapping your tablet for a leapfrog, adding some training wheels to your bike… etc etc

Making you hold it until you pee yourself and then convincing you it was your fault. Fuck, you’re so dumb. Aren’t you?

I love arguing that “I’m not a baby”, not because it bothers me when someone says it, but it’s so nice when somebody proves me wrong because I’m small, sensitive, and accident prone.

It’s like them accepting me when I feel “little” or saying it’s okay for me to want to be taken care of sometimes, and that is such a relief.

I’m always scared I’m a burden or annoying or weird. So when I pout and say, “I’m not a baby.” there’s nothing else that would make my heart flutter more than them saying, “Yes you are, you’re my baby.”