Paigegonerogue - Paige: Speaking Like A Normal Person

*places hand on coffin and nods mournfully* hard drugs. I sell hard drugs.

Reblog Game: TLOU quotes not to say during a funeral eulogy

*climbing over casket* "Look at me! I'm on a motherfucking dinosaur!" - Ellie

Can't think of any? Here are lists of: Ellie quotes, more Ellie quotes, general quotes, part 2 quotes

How to join a reblog chain:

Click on "notes" then go to "comments and tags" from the dropdown menu. Reblog the most recent reblog with your addition.

Also, you can tweak the quotes. Example:

"I should've died back there," *gestures to casket* "but this guy died instead."

^The 1st part was a real quote, but the second part is obviously not a quote from TLOU.

OH MY GOD PEDRO, BELLA, YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME.

I’M SO EXCITED.

I’m fine. I’m fine, I’m fine. I’m fine. Why are you asking? I’m fine.

Well this absolutely broke me😭👍

happy mother’s day to maria miller

Y’know what, gamers, I’m confiscating your prestige tv adaptations until you learn how to behave like respectful people with basic human decency towards female, queer, and poc characters and even more so their actors

Happy Tommy Day!!

okay but sarah celebrating tommy every year for mother’s day