Day 4

day 4

What is red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

Day 18

what do you call a joke that doesn’t get to the punchline?

Day 14

why did the bird say where?

why where.

Day 2

what do you call a shotgun that doesn't work

most probably broken. go and get a new one. you'll need it for the invasion.

Day 15

how many times has the moon rotated Saturn?

none the moon rotates earth?? Stupid lmao.

Day 10

what do you call a dragon whose legs were stolen by the elves

an amphithere that is rascist towards elves