Tired Of Mfs Asking Invasive Questions About Your Top Surgery Scars When You Wanna Go For A Swim Or Just

tired of mfs asking invasive questions about your top surgery scars when you wanna go for a swim or just dont feel like wearing a shirt? here's some responses you can use!

"why do you have scars on your chest" "shark attack"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "my cat doesnt like me very much"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "the gods tried to take my lungs but dw i managed"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "bees"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "i worked in retail"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "those are actually my second and third mouths, they usually remove them at birth but my parents couldn't afford it"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "i fell"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "i said something controversial on twitter and the 15 year olds found out where i lived and attacked me"

"why do you have scars on your chest" *look down look back up and start screaming*

"why do you have scars on your chest" "haha oh yeah I tried to steal my brother's food when we were kids"

"why do you have scars on your chest" "I fought in the Trojan war along side the great Achilles and since then I bare these scars, I am honored to have participated in such a milestone for human kind and I am forever grateful for making it out alive, the men I fought with were great worriers and I'm sad their lives were cut so short... *start tearing up a little bit* I'm sorry for being emotional.. these scars bring me great sorrow from the memories of my fallen friends and comrades..."

"why do you have scars on your chest" "the New York city rats got me."

"why do you have scars on your chest" "i ran with scissors"

those are just a few examples, feel free to add your own if you like :)

Let him say the funny fuck word.

percy would be so powerful if he was allowed to say the f word

"look i didn't want to be a fucking half blood"

Fuck you my child is completely fine, no miss your child is obsessed with fictional characters and has 3050352 escape plans to go to camp half-blood.

Will pissing off a homophobe help me in any way? Maybe not, but it will piss off a homophobe

Oh my fucking gods. This is one of my all time favorite fics. I saw this and literally threw my phone at my friend's brother 😭😭

My offering for @pjosecretsanta2021! @buoyantsaturn I adore your fic and I really hope you like this :) Happy new year!

Also 14 y/o Percy: but we're just friends

Percy: idk why people think we like each other

Don’t settle for any less, ladies