Youre The Most Powerful Lesbian And Pull Every Girl He Wants Before He Gets To Them. You Are Now Protected

You’re the most powerful lesbian and pull every girl he wants before he gets to them. You are now protected by Hera as you make him unable to cheat

Congratulations! You’re getting reborn. On the plus side, you’ll be a god/goddess. Downside, you’ll be a Greek god/goddess and Zeus is mad at you. Good luck.

So I was aiming to sleep normally tonight (It's almost one. I'm lying to myself) and out of nowhere this recorder music starts playing and when I go to my mother's room there is literally nowhere to hide one.

So I'm pretty sure I hallucinated some random music lmao

local zombie adopts feral child and teaches him the ways of the security guard, feat. Mr Glowybear

Any time there’s a minor inconvenience caused by Michael:

They’ve got to be gay in every form possible otherwise it’s not seraph of the end.

mika and yuu must have their forehead touch regardless of form slash species

Me: *kicks door viciously, feels no pain*

Also me: *brushes elbow against wall, passes away*