Local Zombie Adopts Feral Child And Teaches Him The Ways Of The Security Guard, Feat. Mr Glowybear

local zombie adopts feral child and teaches him the ways of the security guard, feat. Mr Glowybear

My hot take after seeing across the spiderverse

So I was aiming to sleep normally tonight (It's almost one. I'm lying to myself) and out of nowhere this recorder music starts playing and when I go to my mother's room there is literally nowhere to hide one.

So I'm pretty sure I hallucinated some random music lmao

Any time there’s a minor inconvenience caused by Michael:

The non gender conforming urge to get up at 2am to scare the shit out of my brother by saying I can smell toast

My mother at 11pm: You should be getting 9 hours of sleep

Me fucking off to secretly write an essay on the topic of gender identity instead of sleeping: Ok