Me: Hears A Plane At 2am

Me: Hears a plane at 2am

Also me: Is that a lawnmower?!

How did you know this audio is what was in my head the entire day-

fun activities for you and your bestie!  1) vehicular manslaughter

[image ID: two black and white mixed media drawings of jack walten and felix kranken. the first shows jack hysterically crying and screaming into a phone with the text, “felix! pick up the phone, you stupid bitch!” the second shows felix sweating and panicked shoveling dirt from inside a hole with the text “where they fuck are my children?!” end ID]

My mother at 11pm: You should be getting 9 hours of sleep

Me fucking off to secretly write an essay on the topic of gender identity instead of sleeping: Ok

YO WRITERS

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.

local zombie adopts feral child and teaches him the ways of the security guard, feat. Mr Glowybear

when you still need to watch season three and four 😭

The urge to rewatch all of bsd just cause season five is coming

Pls tell me it’s not just me who wants to do this