Me: Hears A Plane At 2am

Me: Hears a plane at 2am

Also me: Is that a lawnmower?!

My mother at 11pm: You should be getting 9 hours of sleep

Me fucking off to secretly write an essay on the topic of gender identity instead of sleeping: Ok

Me not drinking any water today

My organs:

Do you ever have your eyes open for too long and then when you blink they just crunch

No sleep club- I bet u ain't sleeping rn

My mother at 11pm: You should be getting 9 hours of sleep

Me fucking off to secretly write an essay on the topic of gender identity instead of sleeping: Ok

The non gender conforming urge to get up at 2am to scare the shit out of my brother by saying I can smell toast