My Mother At 11pm: You Should Be Getting 9 Hours Of Sleep

My mother at 11pm: You should be getting 9 hours of sleep

Me fucking off to secretly write an essay on the topic of gender identity instead of sleeping: Ok

Any time there’s a minor inconvenience caused by Michael:

Me: Hears a plane at 2am

Also me: Is that a lawnmower?!

The non gender conforming urge to get up at 2am to scare the shit out of my brother by saying I can smell toast

They’ve got to be gay in every form possible otherwise it’s not seraph of the end.

mika and yuu must have their forehead touch regardless of form slash species

How did you know this audio is what was in my head the entire day-

fun activities for you and your bestie!  1) vehicular manslaughter

[image ID: two black and white mixed media drawings of jack walten and felix kranken. the first shows jack hysterically crying and screaming into a phone with the text, “felix! pick up the phone, you stupid bitch!” the second shows felix sweating and panicked shoveling dirt from inside a hole with the text “where they fuck are my children?!” end ID]