The Non Gender Conforming Urge To Get Up At 2am To Scare The Shit Out Of My Brother By Saying I Can Smell

The non gender conforming urge to get up at 2am to scare the shit out of my brother by saying I can smell toast

HELLOO I’m running another art raffle to celebrate 9k!! Thank you so much to all my followers, whether you’re new here or have stuck around since the beginning, ilysm 🥺🙏💖

Rules:

1. Like/Reblog to enter (1 reblog = 1 entry; go crazy yall)

2. Must be following me (I will check, so make sure to reblog from your primary account)

3. Raffle ends on JUNE 20TH @ 8PM PST

TWO randomly selected winners will receive a sketch page from me~ I will be contacting the winners directly, so please make sure your DMs are open! OCs/fanart/furries/humans all OK 👌

Good luck to everyone entering!! 😊💕

How did you know this audio is what was in my head the entire day-

fun activities for you and your bestie!  1) vehicular manslaughter

[image ID: two black and white mixed media drawings of jack walten and felix kranken. the first shows jack hysterically crying and screaming into a phone with the text, “felix! pick up the phone, you stupid bitch!” the second shows felix sweating and panicked shoveling dirt from inside a hole with the text “where they fuck are my children?!” end ID]

Do you ever have your eyes open for too long and then when you blink they just crunch

Any time there’s a minor inconvenience caused by Michael:

My mother at 11pm: You should be getting 9 hours of sleep

Me fucking off to secretly write an essay on the topic of gender identity instead of sleeping: Ok