OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

My acting bucket list:

-work with Jim parsons

-be in a broadway musical

-be in AT LEAST ONE episode of hazbin hotel/helluva boss

-meet Ryan renolds

-hug Ryan renolds

-put my hand in Ryan renolds’ hair

-this is getting off track

Finding out my partner sys had angel dust was like: “ok gentlemen this is what we prepared for, you’ve been hyperfixating on him for four years and be cool, he is a person with feelings and- OH SHIT HE CALLED YOU SEXY MISSION ABORT BRAIN SHUTTING DOWN LEVELS OF GAY HAVE OVERLOADED”

I say I hate babies with adult names but hate I am wanting to name my future son Ivan

Thats so much more threatening with the crusty reaction image

Jax, who betrothed you with a shotgun?

"Who says I didn't have it all along?"