Am I The Only One Waiting For A Irl Nanami To Rearrange My Guts And Stop Me From Going To Work?

Am i the only one waiting for a irl Nanami to rearrange my guts and stop me from going to work?

So i just watched the barbie movie….I KNOW IM LATE.

And here is my opinion and input…

It made me cry from my childhood 🩵.

Ok but being fr. It holds a strong message as to how woman are put to the side. And what i mean from that is, what the mother from the movie said really pushed me to believe that women would always have to find a harder way than men would have to. And because of the barbies, they live in a life were woman run everything, the real world, not so much… I do hope this movie has helped people realize, we have to work and do much more effort, and thats sadly how the world works..the real world. And realizing it does hurt alot. But we are all not perfect..

Im not saying woman are always gonna be below men at all. Or saying that men is on top. But i want ppl to understand, this world is full of shit. And this movie explained JUST that.

I cannot stop imagining what will happen when we come back…i wonder if you will be in the making of pt 2…(if there is one ofc) 🤨🤨

hii!! 🪶anon here again :3 I dunno if my other ask got sent- buttt anyways what about enmu x boobs (I'm 18+, i just dont feel fully comfortable w/ my age yet even tho its anonymous (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠))

-🪶 anon :3

Hiiiii yes! Absolutely!!! This is also at the request of #1 Enmu ass-slapper @starfishoverdrive 🥰 also tagging @anxious-chick

side note: this gif of him is so cute.

Content Guidance: NSFW. Biting, blood, psychic somnophilia?? Is that a thing? It is now.

Enmu x Boobs

You were a passenger onboard an overnight train from Nagasaki to Tokyo.

Enmu noticed you the moment you arrived, his breath catching in his throat as he observed you. The way you moved, the way your lovely, soft chest bounced when the train lurched into motion, ohh... you were intoxicating.

Soft, alive, so ripe and sweet. He desired nothing more than to pluck you from the rest of the crop and enjoy your sumptuous flesh.

His mouth and his cock were watering.

It pained him to wait until you were actually ready to slumber, until you retired to the private roomette and locked yourself away from the other humans.

Oh, he could very easily use his blood demon art and put you to sleep, but waiting, yearning, hungering was just as delicious as manipulating you to his whims.

However, the moment you drifted off in your cozy bed for the night, he wound his way into your subconscious and gave you the most beautiful dream he could conjure.

He introduced himself to you, and repeated your name in his delicate voice after you gave it to him.

Such an unusual human... normally people were aghast to see a demon prowling though their dreams, but not you.

"Mmmh..." he chuckled, leaning into you, his face so close to yours he could feel your breath on his lips. "Tell me, why aren't you afraid, human? Are my fangs not sharp? Do you not feel the primal, subconscious terror of knowing I could so easily consume you? I could... pop you between my teeth like a ripe berry."

He wasn't sure if he was annoyed or delighted, but the hunger in his eyes was mirrored in your own.

Oh, you little deviant, you were most certainly determined to have a pleasant dream with him, he could practically feel the desire flowing through you.

Slowly, and of your own free will, you pulled off your top, exposing your bare breasts to him.

Enmu found himself completely consumed with a very human desire, one he couldn't simply drown out. He fell to his knees before you and took your nipple into his mouth, guided by your gentle hand at the back of his head.

There was nothing for him to gain from it. It made no sense. He couldn't lick and suck you into his belly like this, and yet... yet he was compelled to do it, simply to hear you moan, to watch your head loll back and your pretty, almost pained expression of pleasure as he swirled his tongue around and around your hardening nipple.

"Ohhhh~ they're so soft... so delightfully warm. And so very, very sensitive, aren't they my dear?"

His fangs penetrated your soft flesh, pulling an elated, agonized cry from you. Your grip on him tightened as he lapped your blood from the plump flesh of your breast.

You coiled the longer black and teal tufts of his hair around your fingers as you gazed down at him, enamored with the sight of him suckling. His mouth was eager, sloppy, his eyes rolling back as he lost himself to the intimacy and pleasure of it all.

He adored you in that moment, especially when you pulled his head back to witness his crimson-stained lips and the little rivers running down his pale chin. And then pressed your breast back into his mouth so he could continue his feast.

And he wasn't doing a thing to encourage you; that was the enigma of it all... you let him feast on you freely, at least in your dream. Whether you would be so amiable upon waking was another matter... one he was just as excited to explore.

He grinned up at you as he let the blood drip down your flesh, watching it form perfect droplets on the end of your nipple before sticking his tongue out to lap it up, chuckling as you shivered and moaned with every lick.

And then suddenly the dream wasn't enough anymore. Oh, yes, he could very easily absorb you this way, manipulate his flesh to consume your sleeping body while he filled your head with nightmares and amused himself with your terror. But... it wouldn't be enough.

No, he needed to feel your nipple on his tongue in the flesh, he needed to smell the arousal emanating from you as he sucked your breasts raw. He needed to break your skin with his fangs and feel you cling to him, your thighs wrapped around his generous hips. He needed his cock inside you, he needed your blood inside him.

"Awaken, love," he cooed in your ear.

The train rocked steadily, the clackity-clack the only sound aside from your labored breaths.

"It was a dream," you said, the disappointment in your voice so utterly delightful he audibly whined.

And the moment your mind pieced it together, the moment you realized that the pretty demon gazing down at you as he straddled your body was as real and as tangible as you, he smelled the flood of arousal coursing through you.

"Don't stop," you whispered, exposing your breasts to him, even lovelier than in the dream. "Enmu..."

Oh! His name on your tongue was as sweet as your blood on his.

He lay in you arms until the sun came up, lapping at your flesh, feasting on your pleasure and your essence as if both sustained him in equal measure.

His cock stayed buried inside you, alternating throughout the night between languid thrusts as he kissed your saliva-slickened skin, and pounding into you so hard and fast he was sure the two of you might derail the carriage.

That a dream could pale in comparison to consciousness... Enmu had never known such a thing. But there you were, flooding his senses, permeating the core of him.

By the time the train pulled into Tokyo his heart ached to see you disembark, every cell in his body desperately pulling toward you even as the deadly sun beat down on the platform.

"Come back to me, my dream," he sighed, condemning himself to eternal pining for the crime of letting you go.

Little did he know, you were in the process of purchasing a return ticket

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐱 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭!𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 ♡∘﹏∘♡: 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎! 𝙶𝚘𝚓𝚘, 𝚍𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚝𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢! 𝙵𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜, 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕.

𝓢𝓾𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓻𝔂♡∘﹏∘♡: 𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕, 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚝... 𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝙰/𝙽♡∘﹏∘♡: 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚝 𝙶𝚘𝚓𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎... 🫠

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𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩. 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮... 𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲.

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜.

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝..

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨! 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐫 "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭." 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤, 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲.

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐁𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝, 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥. 𝐁𝐞𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟𝐟? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠.

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥. 𝐇𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐲. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡. 𝐇𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. 𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐭, 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐚𝐠, 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞.

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞... 𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲. 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞. 𝐆𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐥 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲.

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. "𝐩-𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞! '𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮! 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐢-𝐢𝐭!!" 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭? 𝐇𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩... 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. "𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟'𝐦𝐞...𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭..."

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭. 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬, 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤, 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐭,

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨! 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞. " '𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐮? 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭... 𝐅𝐨𝐫.." 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐱, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝... "𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲... 𝐂'𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞..." 𝐇𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐧. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬. "𝐂-𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐚-" "𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐧𝐨? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐨?"

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧... 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮... 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞..

Today is my birthday yall!!

SHIDOU…..LMAO.

BROS THE TYPE OF GUY TO !

sypnosis ; cute things they do in a relationship

characters ; isagi, bachira, chigiri, reo, nagi, rin, sae, shidou, hiori, kurona, kaiser, ness

ISAGI the type of guy to tell his mom about you and ask her for advice.

BACHIRA the type of guy to talk shit about all the people you hate with you.

CHIGIRI the type of guy to use your hair ties and always keep one around his wrist.

REO the type of guy to rent out the place where you guys had your first date to propose.

NAGI the type of guy to purposely lose during games just to see the proud glint in your eyes when you finally beat him.

RIN the type of guy to switch places with you on the sidewalk so that he's facing the road.

SAE the type of guy to put his hand on your thigh while driving.

SHIDOU the type of guy to say "is this dude bothering you?" and proceed to beat up the air.

HIORI the type of guy to carry a polaroid around and hang pictures of the two of you in his room.

KURONA the type of guy to take you on stargazing dates.

KAISER the type of guy to randomly start flirting when he realises he's losing the argument.

NESS the type of guy to move you to the side by holding your waist.