Tag Urself Im Functional Cryptid

tag urself i’m functional cryptid

She whines because there is nothing left to do. It is the final hour.

Sure, burn me at the stake for my interests. You think that death will stop me?

I'll only come back stronger

:^)

I will love you unconditionally.

It will haunt you. It will ring through you while you sleep.

Be afraid, for there is no end to this madness.

You will be loved, and you will be supported, and there is nothing you can do about it.

I've got 10 followers now.

Time to reveal the secrets.

As a more proper introduction, instead of cryptic and vauge posts, I may as well formally introduce myself to you all.

Who am I? I go by several names, choose one that fits your fancy: Jamie, Sol, Pasteldritch, Metz... They're all basically the same. Hell, go ahead and come up with your own, so long as you make sure I recognize it. I'm nonbinary and go by they/them, so keep that in mind.

What am I? That's for me to know, and for you to find out. :^)

Reguardless of my general "ominous cryptid" theme, I honestly love asks! If there's anything you're curious of about me, the one behind the blog, please just go ahead and send it! I'll always answer, even if it's hardly related to the theme. If anything, I might make it, considering this theme is literally how my brain works sometimes.

If you're curious for my more serious posts, the tag It Speaks is what I post it under. It Listens, on the other hand, is specifically for things that are either referring to me, or asked to me. And I occasionally tag completely unrelated reposts with It Doesn't Speak, bUT-

Even if my blog gives off an ominous vibe, I'm honestly an anxious ball- Feel free to talk to me, I'm not as intimidating as I may come across! I think--

I'll eventually move this to an about me, but for now?

Hey, I'm Metz. This is my blog. Enjoy the ride.

Too long, didn't read? Skim the bold for the important bits!

Sorry I was late, I left my soul in Chemistry