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pasteldritchwhispers

6 years ago

Sure, burn me at the stake for my interests. You think that death will stop me?

I'll only come back stronger

:^)

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eldritch shitpost oof i forgot tags last time either way try to kill me mortals I dare you It won't work

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cdragons

3 years ago

Oh god, I was rewatching the little mermaid, and during one of the scenes, I immediately thought of Jon crying to Neptune (Clark), “Daddy, I love him!” Jon is crying while hugging Dami, who he dragged down with him after Jon kissed him to make sure Dami can breathe underwater. Clark is trying to calmly tell Jon that Dami’s family probably miss him, while hopelessly confused about all of this. Dami has a deadpanned expression throughout all of this bc he just learned to not fight Jon anymore. Lois…is recording all of this. Also Alfred is trying to convince Bruce that no, turning himself into a mermaid to find his son isn’t a good idea.

This isn’t really a prompt for writing, I just thought of your Mermaid au while watching the movie. I just thought it would be a funny thing to share!

I love this omg

All I can see is Damians deadpan face after Jon dragged him into the sea after a really bad storm

And Bruce who heard Damians ship went down, and immediately assumes he's dead

And Damian is 100% not concerned for him

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damian wayne jon kent jondami damijon god the response was genius Bruce is freaking the fuck out Damian is just deadpanned and chilling not giving not a single swimming fuck just lowkey planning his escape from Jon It won't work Jon is watching and trying to convince Dami to marry him holy shit did I just accidentally incorporate a Hades and Persephone au into this? i think i did

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lunopup

8 months ago

im sorry

i tried to fuck a plushie once

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maybe i shoukd do this It won't work objectophilia objectum plushum plush objectum lunopup

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