Why Yes, I Am About To Start A New, Heavily Modded Game So I Can Quickly And Easily Settle Down And Live

Why yes, I am about to start a new, heavily modded game so I can quickly and easily settle down and live in a quaint little cabin with my f/o for the fifth time this week, how'd you know?

FO4 Reactions - shitpost edition

Includes: Nick Valentine, John Hancock, Paladin Danse, DiMA, Edward Deegan

❗️TW: going on my nsfw page bc i use my depression for funny. suicide jokes ahead. i am 100000% shitposting rn. don’t like it don’t read. this is my nsfw account so mdni k thnks bye❗️

here’s how my favorite idiots (affectionate term) would react to their future s/o stopping them in the middle of fuck all to say “not to be over dramatic but if you asked me to kms I would let you pick the gun”. this is not a cry for help

-notes-

come one come all, I have a new reactions post for my fallout boys

i say boys because I can’t catch a fucjing break and they won’t let me travel with all of them or let them confess their undying love for me (uncompromisable. they’re all head over heels for me.)

here we go

-no-nose-notes-

nick valentine

- “no???????”

- very confused

- doesn’t get the joke

- why do people keep doing this?

- he will offer help until you do explain

- once you explain it he might bitch slap u ngl

- 6.3/10 gets points for trying

john hancock

- “get in line bitch”

- gets the joke immediately

- has definitely used it before

- probably on nick

- enjoys having you wrapped around his finger

- 7.6/10 gets my humor

paladin danse (og)

- “please don’t”

- very confused. why would you hurt yourself?

- thinks your serious

- puts you on suicide watch “for your own good”

- 2.3/10 i didn’t enjoy the prewar hospital stay and i didn’t enjoy the apocalyptic one

paladin danse (post bb)

- tries to make a suicide pact

- 0/10 dc security didnt help me talk him down at all

dima

- “I hope you’re not being serious”

- it catches him off guard

- but he knows you’re joking pretty quickly

- he’ll never tell you but he enjoys the power play a little too much

- 7.5/10 a kinky toaster

edward deegan

- wordlessly hands you a gun

- definitely trying to test how far you’re willing to take the joke

- really thinks I won’t do it for the vine

- 0/10 wilhelmina is upset about the stains

“nOt aLl mEn”

you’re right. Jason Voorhees, stinky woodsman, occasional murderer, would never

[lies down on my stomach, kicks feet and sighs dreamily]: he has committed so many atrocities

Why tf did i fall in love with a synthetic man 💀